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MY NEXT LIFE

By George Carlin



I want to live my next life backwards:



You start out dead and get that out of the way.



Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.



Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.



Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.



Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.



You work 40 years until you're too young to work.



You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.



Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.



Then you become a baby, and then...



You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in



luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...




You finish off as an orgasm.




I rest my case.

nothinbetr2do

where's the line to sign up, i want in

jatoracing33

me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al Lewis

I just want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.

weathervane

LOL

Andrew

garytenpas

That deal would be even sweeter for some guys that I know, they would start the sequense of events by "getting the heck out of hell" !

ClemenTang

in the case of some it would had to be leaving 20 virgins first!

P-51B

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Ahh, but then the getting ready for high school part...