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Old 03-25-2009, 08:42 AM
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You can pick your friends, but your relatives you're stuck with.
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Old 03-25-2009, 01:26 PM
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You can pick your friends AND you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:55 AM
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My Only Blind Date: "She had 2 pony tails- One under each arm!"
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:59 AM
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I have to go to the bathroom so bad - My teeth are singing "Anchor's Away"
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Old 04-09-2009, 04:16 PM
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He is happier then a dog eating cat poop.

More nervous then a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Dumber then a mud fence
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:26 PM
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1. Clear as mud.

2. ( My mom uses this one a lot) Do as I say; not as I do.

3. Up the creek without a paddle.

4.( l like this one for some reason) I'd bet my bottom dollar.

5. ( Grandma used this one ) I'll cloud up and rain all over ya.

6. Can't judge a book by its cover. ( I bet you can; you see a pic of a playboy on the cover, its not a childrens book)

7. Have you ever felt like you could out run a fosset ( I can't spell)
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:27 AM
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LIKE A TURD IN A PUNCHBOWL
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:45 PM
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Being from the bronx we sound a little different then you mid west guys we mix our words .Try this one WHADAYOUOUTOFYOURFREAKINGMIND.Just a little side not my wife went into a local store she asked the clerk where are the ant traps he said for mice .Stay where you are you would not want to live here.
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:58 PM
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Grinning like a fox eating ***** out of a wire brush.

Scarce as rocking horse poop.

In responce to the query, what's new?
Rocking horse sh1t is good for the garden, golly wogs wee makes good slodering flux and plummers don't pick plums!

Cheers,

Hugh
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Old 04-17-2009, 10:14 PM
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for when somebody does something really stupid and annoying:
thats about as smart as screen doors on a submarine
not the brightest bulb on the x-mas tree, your the one that makes the others go out
don't ever get in a battle of wits with a box of rocks, you'll lose
your mom have any kids that lived?
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Old 04-20-2009, 02:26 PM
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yule gibbons(tree hugger) "ever eat a pine tree?"
i won't buy a dodge. my friend did, and it had touble starting in the winter. he once said that it would'nt start if you ate a popcicle in front of it.
where does a genius get his advice from?
slower than mollasses
does a tree falling in the woods make a sound if there is no one around to hear it?
she runs so fast you can smell hair burning
i chased her till she cought me
his head is so empty it whistles on a windy day
if you're waiting on me, you're backing up!
don't give up till you quit
tomorrow never comes
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:22 PM
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When we wanted something: It doesn't hurt to want!!

When we did something dumb: That's just dumber than dirt.
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Old 04-20-2009, 09:45 PM
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how about:
Dumb as a fence post - and a line post at that - not even a corner post.
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:03 AM
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A couple I use often -

if someone asks me a question i will start by saying -
"i'm dumb as a box of hammers and i've screwed up everything i've ever done, but i've learned alot along the way"
then i will give my answer.

"you can't push a chain"
"i'll pay you back when my brother the hunch-back straightens out"

and when i'm leaving somewhere instead of saying "see you tommorrow" or "see you soon" i am likely to say "see you sometime next year"

and if someone drops something of some-what value, i'll usually say "we didn't need that anyway"
and of course, the infamous "thats what she said" works for just about anything.
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:59 PM
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He is so old he was around when JC was playing quaterback for the Jews.
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:04 PM
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if at first you don't suceed, quit
if all else fails, call somebody who knows what their doing
get a bigger hammer

when somebody say's something that doesn't make sense, I'll reply with, your mother did what with a race horse?
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:07 AM
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"When I was your age I used to WALK 10 miles to school ; Uphill BOTH Ways."
" Quit playing with that stick, you'll put someones eye out."
"I'll hit you so hard by the time you wake up your clothes will be outta style"

( To describe a person you think is dumb)
" The lights are on, but nobody is home"
" I think the best part of him ran down his Momma's leg."
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:34 AM
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went down like a left parachute.
better off trying to sell asbestos toys. with lead paint on.
im so hungry i could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

i work with older guys and all day they crack me up,
funny clever remarks. if im sitting around ile get- "rather than sit
there like a stale bottle of piss,give us a hand"
24/7 lol. makes it hard to get work done.
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:00 AM
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I'm so hungry, I could eat the North end of a Southbound bear !!
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:17 PM
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After someone slips or trips...or maybe drops something:
How's charm school Grace? or have a nice trip? or Smooth move Exlax...

Someone else already wrote "Few bricks shy of a load"

how about: That boy's got a short in his wiring...

or...he ain't hooked up right!

His elevator don't go all the way to the top floor...

Few pancakes shy of a full stack...
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:12 AM
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Regarding this style of wearing pants half way down the *****...."Son...crack kills...specially if you're dating my daughter dressed like that" (gotta read into that one). Speaking of cracks...."He's such a bag of raging hormones, the crack of dawn ain't safe around that boy!"
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:05 AM
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Have you heard the one about the guy who was going to commit suicide he rings life line for help ,he gets put through to a call centre in Pakistan , the operater says hey buddy can you fly aplane
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:06 AM
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have you heard the one about the look alike contest in China ,,,, they all won
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:08 AM
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I,ve learned alot about life for instance you cant make someone love you but you can stalk them and hope they give in
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Old 05-18-2009, 01:19 PM
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Can't believe no one mentioned "fits like a saddle on a cow!"
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