My biggest fear
 

My biggest fear is that when i die, my wife will sell all my planes for what i told her they cost!

LOL..

That has been my signature for weeks..

My biggest fear, full throt. go-around,my throt stick snaps off, I look down and get a crick in my neck,then I sneeze and my glass's fall off and hit the elevator stick my ship balloons up and stalls,spins into a quad copter thats flying bye,both ships blow-up throwing a blade into my flight-box rupturing my gas can and shorting my power panel and starting a fire that melts my car keys leaveing me stuck at the field,unable to get home intime to mow the lawn. Thus makeing my wife mad,and haveing to sleep in the dog house again,give me a bad additude towards this silly hobby. But I love and fear nothing.:)

Binns aero,

Now that's funny, gave me a good laugh!!

Craig.

You told her not to sell :cool:

I guess my biggest fear is I'll die of old age before I can build all of the kits I've got in my stash. Kinda morbid, I know. But I ain't no spring chicken anymore!

Why should you care - you are dead. And if she isn't going to use them why not let someone else rally enjoy them.

Wow! You're about as much fun as a tax audit. I'll bet you get invited to a lot of parties.

Since CA fumes tend to burn my eyes, I keep a bottle of Visine on my work bench. My biggest fear is grabbing the thin CA bottle instead of the Visine bottle, and giving my eye a couple drops...

So true :P

Major Crunch, i got goose bumps as i imagined this mistake.

I’m to be buried with my models like a Terracotta Army.

Rofl

lol, that's an unusual fear..

Will you put my name and Ph # on all the kits

Same, bro, I have the same fear and I don't know how to get rid of it

Little do they know.

My biggest fear is that I get over confident with a stuck fart and crap myself on the drivers stand in the middle of a race... :(

I did have a friend that kept some expensive planes at a buddies house.. the guy storing the planes wife was told they were her husbands.. The wives knew each other.. Well the guy storing the planes became very sick..and my other friend was dead worried the planes he had stored would be sold ...

I literally just had this conversation with my wife!!! Lol

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My biggest fear is my mom finds out that I am a professional pilot. She thinks I have a respectable job playing a piano in a ***** house!

My biggest fear is hitting the edges of the sky and totaling my plane. Gravity is scary too.

My biggest fear is traveling in time, meeting Bernoulli and be unable to explain how a plane can stay in the air........ I memorized his principle and every now and then I recite it just in case it's needed. :)

A friend of mine built a 1/4 scale Grumman Widgeon. It had two O.S. Pegasus 4cyl 4 stroke engines. He told his wife they cost about 1/3 what he actually paid. Our club did a model show at a local mall and his plane being the biggest and most impressive meant he got interviewed on local news. He told the reporter what they actually cost. BUSTED!!

Jason