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    You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    I put this post up a long time ago and just would like to see what new quotes you can come up with. The really funny part about this is most of it is true.


    "The Truth is funnier than fiction"


    You complain about the cost of gas for your car but will drive 8 hours to a jet rally and burn 20 gallons or more of kero that costs more then gas.


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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you get your license or when all Hobbico Hobbistar 60 size pilot lands when you yell taking off [8D]
    It's a hobby - keep it simple

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    'When your divorced'

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    Ha, you must have been talking to my wife...
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    Your wallet empties overnight.
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When 10 channels "cuttin it close"
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you RCU handle is "Major Woody"
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you go to the hobby shop and they have nothing for jets.

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    when you dont crash.
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you quite going to swap meets because they are boring...
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    All your neighbors ask for a heads up when you are gonna fire up the latest aircraft,especially if there is smoke on board.
    if ya aint burnin well?

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When your credit rating is well above 700, and your credit card balance is exhausted monthly. Also, when you are willing to pay $350 for a pair of wheels for your jet, but complain about the high cost of tires for your auto. [8D]

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    when you refer to yourself as a jet pilot instead of rc jet flier
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    went my wife ask me this morning , what do you want for chrismas , i told her 2 jetcat p-140 RX, them she smile and look to my face and both went to work.
    my sorprise went i come back from work i see a envolope on top of my bed with my name, i open the envelope and get what , A PRINTED RECIVE FOR 2 JET CAT P-140 , I JUST FEEL A REAL JET PILOT , THEEEEM I LOVE MY WIFE
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you start your Turbine and 5minutes later the town Fire Truck comes to see what's going on.
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    Rcpete has Blue Box Cockpits

    Rcpete has 321ss Jet Pipes

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you have 2 t-shirts like this

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When $2500 is no longer considered too much for an airplane part.

    When you will burn gasoline from any station in your car, but will drive 10 miles out of your way to go to the place that sells the best kerosene.

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When your model plane costs more than your full-scale car. And you don't see anything wrong with that.

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you get your Electric Bill for $350 and think, "that would have bought (3) 8711's!" [X(]

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you think your better than everyone else

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When your prized F-18 sits on the dining room table, and you and your guest eat in the hobby room.
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    your after shave is called " O Day Kerosine "
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When the coolest **** on earth is sitting on your work bench
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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    When you jet has GPS and telemetry, but your vehicles don't.

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    RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??

    when one of your servos cost more that other guys plane


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