Tired of the common Jet Rally event?
03-06-2012, 07:55 AM
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Tired of the common Jet Rally event?
It is time for the Thrust and Slots Jet Rally
ok, so you are in your mid-50's and you've spent $50,000 on ridiculous toy airplanes. Wouldn't you pay a mere $2500 landing fee for a jet rally featuring:
1. Prepaid strippers and dancing poles every 10ft of flight line
2. Giant Screen TV's featuring Top Gun non-stop 24 hours with lazy chairs
3. For our veterans and uniformed visitors, the "big balls" nudist BBQ dinner Saturday Night
4. All the Pabst Blue Ribbon and semi-warm Budweiser you cand drink
5. Want to maiden your new UB but you are way too nervous? How about a Korean massage and SPA from Thursday to Friday before briefing
6. Bringing your RV? Hook up service available for RV, and owner
7. Plenty of weed for everyone, limited hash available for our European guests.
8. Plenty of pre-paid locals whose duty will be praising you for your greatness and flying abilities.
9. Non AMA-regulated environement. Land on the top of your RV if you dare!!! and we dare you!!!and don't forget, Margarita Rita limbo event on Sunday. The pilot with the highest blood alcochol % and lowest high speed pass wins! BONUS award if you can actually land.
10. For our alternative visitors: plenty of Starbucks, Facebook and RCU access
Restrictions: no ladies allowed except for those under contract.
And what better location to do this than Cancun during Jazz Fest week!
It's time to make memories for our grand children.
If you make it, they will come..........[X(]
Your hosts for 2013:
ok, so you are in your mid-50's and you've spent $50,000 on ridiculous toy airplanes. Wouldn't you pay a mere $2500 landing fee for a jet rally featuring:
1. Prepaid strippers and dancing poles every 10ft of flight line
2. Giant Screen TV's featuring Top Gun non-stop 24 hours with lazy chairs
3. For our veterans and uniformed visitors, the "big balls" nudist BBQ dinner Saturday Night
4. All the Pabst Blue Ribbon and semi-warm Budweiser you cand drink
5. Want to maiden your new UB but you are way too nervous? How about a Korean massage and SPA from Thursday to Friday before briefing
6. Bringing your RV? Hook up service available for RV, and owner
7. Plenty of weed for everyone, limited hash available for our European guests.
8. Plenty of pre-paid locals whose duty will be praising you for your greatness and flying abilities.
9. Non AMA-regulated environement. Land on the top of your RV if you dare!!! and we dare you!!!and don't forget, Margarita Rita limbo event on Sunday. The pilot with the highest blood alcochol % and lowest high speed pass wins! BONUS award if you can actually land.
10. For our alternative visitors: plenty of Starbucks, Facebook and RCU access
Restrictions: no ladies allowed except for those under contract.
And what better location to do this than Cancun during Jazz Fest week!
It's time to make memories for our grand children.
If you make it, they will come..........[X(]
Your hosts for 2013:
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