Funny window shopper phone call
04-25-2013, 05:33 PM
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Funny window shopper phone call
Here is some funny I like to share just for fun.
Everyone know by now I rarely pick the phone. The machine take message and I call peoples back at my break or doing something that can made phone call at the same time.
Anyways at my late lunch break. I do phone calls.
I call this person up because he got question regard my products.
Hi, I'm Tam from Tamjets return your phone call.
He answer..yes. I call.
How can I help you sir?
Well, I browse on my Ipad and saw your F-18 Eagle.
I talk to myself. Here we goes.
What about F-18?
You sell them.
Yes.
Are this radio control?
Yes...what you like to know about it?
How much?
I ask...what your background?
I'm retirement carpenter and got money.
I reply...that must be nice.
But what is your purpose of the phone call?
I like to know how much.
About $15-$20K depend on how much you want to put in.
His respond.
Are you out your mind? I though this something only cost few thousand.
I reply...
For few thousand I can sell you the undercarriage.
He get little mad....
Are you try to blew me off.
No sir...I try to tell you the fact.
Anyways, I'm very busy and had works need to be done. I take my time to return your phone call.
But you not ready for my return phone call.
So goes online to do some more research. You know how to do that right?
He reply No....I old and don't use computer.
Well you found my number from your Ipad. So use your Ipad to read more and understanding more before waste my time.
Good Bye.
Everyone know by now I rarely pick the phone. The machine take message and I call peoples back at my break or doing something that can made phone call at the same time.
Anyways at my late lunch break. I do phone calls.
I call this person up because he got question regard my products.
Hi, I'm Tam from Tamjets return your phone call.
He answer..yes. I call.
How can I help you sir?
Well, I browse on my Ipad and saw your F-18 Eagle.
I talk to myself. Here we goes.What about F-18?
You sell them.
Yes.
Are this radio control?
Yes...what you like to know about it?
How much?
I ask...what your background?
I'm retirement carpenter and got money.
I reply...that must be nice.
But what is your purpose of the phone call?
I like to know how much.
About $15-$20K depend on how much you want to put in.
His respond.
Are you out your mind? I though this something only cost few thousand.
I reply...
For few thousand I can sell you the undercarriage.
He get little mad....
Are you try to blew me off.
No sir...I try to tell you the fact.
Anyways, I'm very busy and had works need to be done. I take my time to return your phone call.
But you not ready for my return phone call.
So goes online to do some more research. You know how to do that right?
He reply No....I old and don't use computer.
Well you found my number from your Ipad. So use your Ipad to read more and understanding more before waste my time.
Good Bye.
04-25-2013, 06:01 PM
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RE: Funny window shopper phone call
Reason why I don't take phone calls.
Telemarketing and window shopping is 50% of the incoming phone call.
After screening all the calls... only 2-5 calls is actual business.
Soon open tamjets hotline...$2 a minutes. I can talk all they want.
Telemarketing and window shopping is 50% of the incoming phone call.
After screening all the calls... only 2-5 calls is actual business.
Soon open tamjets hotline...$2 a minutes. I can talk all they want.
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RE: Funny window shopper phone call
ORIGINAL: invertmast
Tam,
You outsource the hotline to me, ill work for $1 a minute. The wife says id argue with a tree, so id be good for window shoppers.
Lol
Tam,
You outsource the hotline to me, ill work for $1 a minute. The wife says id argue with a tree, so id be good for window shoppers.
Lol
I come a lot funny ***** running this business.
Sometime look back and get good laugh out of it.
04-26-2013, 07:39 AM
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RE: Funny window shopper phone call
ORIGINAL: tamjets
That is something I need.
I come a lot funny ***** running this business.
Sometime look back and get good laugh out of it.
ORIGINAL: invertmast
Tam,
You outsource the hotline to me, ill work for $1 a minute. The wife says id argue with a tree, so id be good for window shoppers.
Lol
Tam,
You outsource the hotline to me, ill work for $1 a minute. The wife says id argue with a tree, so id be good for window shoppers.
Lol
I come a lot funny ***** running this business.
Sometime look back and get good laugh out of it.
Yea I can imagine.. I get allot of good laugh's from people asking me to build stuff for them.
BTW... your jetfan 90 cooling shroud and carbon tailcones work awesome!
04-26-2013, 08:58 AM
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RE: Funny window shopper phone call
Here another funny phone call from telemarking.
The gal from some kind of marketing want to sell some kind of advertise get more traffic to my website.
I told her no thank you.
She kept pushing and don't want to give up. I don't want to be ruin to the lady hang up.
So I laid down question for her.
Do you know what my company do?
She said.
You selling model toys.
Do you know what kind of clients I deal with?
She said more peoples goes to my website is better.
I ask again.
Do you know what I do and what clients I deal with?
You don't ha...
So even you don't know what I do and how can you help me get more business?
Why would I need to advertise to the public don't know anything what I do and expose to window shopping waste my time.
Now you understand why I said no thank you and don't want the public to bother me.
Good bye.
The gal from some kind of marketing want to sell some kind of advertise get more traffic to my website.
I told her no thank you.
She kept pushing and don't want to give up. I don't want to be ruin to the lady hang up.
So I laid down question for her.
Do you know what my company do?
She said.
You selling model toys.
Do you know what kind of clients I deal with?
She said more peoples goes to my website is better.
I ask again.
Do you know what I do and what clients I deal with?
You don't ha...
So even you don't know what I do and how can you help me get more business?
Why would I need to advertise to the public don't know anything what I do and expose to window shopping waste my time.
Now you understand why I said no thank you and don't want the public to bother me.
Good bye.
