lousyflyer

Well it just so happens that lousyindustries did some experimentation with axle mounted devices on race cars, but NASCAR won't allow them. So we went farther back in history and came up with the VIO-HUR Roman Chariot Eliminator. And since Ron S posted in, he takes the number 11 in the Gulfstream photo and cap giveaway drawing. Time is running out guys- get your number by posting in.

Kevin Greene

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Do I not get any credit for the Michael Phelps autographed edition of the VIO-Pipe???

Kevin

lousyflyer

Technically,. since that post was before I started the giveaway, you didn't- BUT since you posted to ask about it - NOW YOU DO!! And Kevin Greene takes the number 12 in the random drawing giveaway of the Gulfstream photo and cap. All anyone has to do is post to recieve a number - THAT'S IT! It's my gift for putting up with me during this post. You guys have got it easy, cause I'm the one who has to find a Virgin to pull a number out of the hat! (I said I would and I meant it!)- Frank

Ron S

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Ah, that's it! With the Vio-Tire-Cutters (TM) on your car, you'll have nothing but empty highways!

But wait! That's not all! Vio-Tire-Cutters will also COOL your BRAKES!

lousyflyer

Now , I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I heard this sound today. I stepped outside and looked up in the sky... and there it was- a genuine UNVIO-DENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT!! I knew that no one would believe it without proof, so I dashed back in the house and grabbed my camera. I was so nervous that my finger was over the front of the camera and I blocked several shots, but I got off a few and I've posted them here. The first is partially obscured by my finger, but you can see what I will refer to as the "mother shroud". I call it that because it paused in the sky and then a rotor shaped object began to separate from it and fly away. I managed to get several images as the rotor got farther and farther away. After the separation, both the shroud and rotor disappeared. I was flabbergasted and didn't know what to do, so I tried to call that guy Ted Acworth from the show "UFO Hunters". When he did not respond, I found a guy that looks just like him and asked him what to do. He just asked me for a cigarette and then walked away. Some people are SO SKEPTICAL!- Frank(lousyflyer)Sheridan

aparchment

Does anyone have pics of the Vio-brator? I personally don't own one, but I bet someone on here does. The Vio-brator shouldn't be confused with the Vio-lator which sports a much longer and more sinister carbon fiber aft fairing. I have heard a rumor that Dave Presta owns one of these, but I am not sure what he uses it for.

lousyflyer

Acartman, I mean Aparchment... I don't really remember anything about a Vio-brator, and I posted a Vio-Lator earlier in this thread, however it was a numerical computation device. Now, I don't know Dave Presta personally but if he would like to INPUT something[X(], I'll include him in the giveaway drawing! As for you, aparchment, the number 13 spot goes to you for posting in. Good luck.- Frank

lousyflyer

Well my friends, the time has finally arrived to announce the winner of the Gulfstream photo and cap giveaway! After searching high and low for a virgin to draw the number, I was able to find one, and I have been able to confirm through the parents that the virgin has never been out of their sight since given to them at the hospital. His name is Brandon Austin, and he is my neighbor's only child. He dipped his hand into the hat, and the winner is: Props4ever! I will PM the winner and the package will go out next week. Congrtaulations and thanks to all!- Lousy flyer out

Props4ever

Hey this is great indeed, with my luck i mostly don't win raffle draws like this, so for me it's great to know that i'm the winner of these items. Sure Frank i'll be patiently waiting for them. It was great to participate in this thread and LousyVIOraffledraw..hehe

lousyflyer

Did y'all miss me? Someone PM'd me about a musical instrument, but I couldn't find a Stradivarius so I settled for the next best thing- my neighbor. That's right- VIO-LYNN!

lousyflyer

Got a package that needs to get there quick? Send it fast with VIO-RITY MAIL!!

rcjets_63

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Lynn doesn't look too thrilled about living next to you Frank. What's up with that???

lousyflyer

She did not understand why I wanted her to hold the VioJett shroud over her head like a hat- she was sure that something was going to drip out of it onto her head! But she owes me several favors and could not refuse. - Frank

Props4ever

Hey Frank,

How are you doing man, haven't heard from ya in a while now, hope all is ok with ur other hand's surgery. Contact me soon. Thanks

Sam