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Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
03-27-2009, 06:39 PM
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Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
......and if so, what excuse will he use?
We had so much fun with Johnny (as usual) at Florida jets, after his brief hiatus as a poster boy for EasyRider, he assured me that he was going to come out west and show us "How it's done". It would be great to have him, but I have this funny feeling that he is powering up the Excuse Factory so he wont have to make the long trip out here. Just for the record Johnny, I have come out your way for 6 years of Florida Jets!! This post is all in good fun, because we would absolutely love to have Johnny out here for all the laughs and good company.
We had so much fun with Johnny (as usual) at Florida jets, after his brief hiatus as a poster boy for EasyRider, he assured me that he was going to come out west and show us "How it's done". It would be great to have him, but I have this funny feeling that he is powering up the Excuse Factory so he wont have to make the long trip out here. Just for the record Johnny, I have come out your way for 6 years of Florida Jets!! This post is all in good fun, because we would absolutely love to have Johnny out here for all the laughs and good company.
03-27-2009, 07:05 PM
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On of my all time favorite videos!!!
That video came up in the conversation at Wagner's BBQ in Florida... CLASSIC!
That video came up in the conversation at Wagner's BBQ in Florida... CLASSIC!
03-27-2009, 07:20 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
Well,
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
03-27-2009, 07:22 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
I just made a few calls to see if I can have some guys to do this, they will let me know no later than Monday.
03-27-2009, 07:30 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
Bring that cute little F-4 of yours bro, so at least we can have the same "type" aircraft....even if they do weigh the same
If I knew you would actually show up I would even have a special trophy made that said "The Johnny and Dave Fly off.....that's right folks, Johnny actually showed up"
I will pack the spanking paddle just in case of a miracle.
Love you bro,
Dave
If I knew you would actually show up I would even have a special trophy made that said "The Johnny and Dave Fly off.....that's right folks, Johnny actually showed up"
I will pack the spanking paddle just in case of a miracle.
Love you bro,
Dave
03-27-2009, 07:37 PM
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Gee Dave,
After the way Johnny spanked your butt at Fla Jets with the Hawk...I would have figured you would have hoped he stayed home so you might win something!
Beave
>>Dave said : He's afraid of getting a spanking by the Cali Crew....OOOOOOOOOOH<<
After the way Johnny spanked your butt at Fla Jets with the Hawk...I would have figured you would have hoped he stayed home so you might win something!
Beave
>>Dave said : He's afraid of getting a spanking by the Cali Crew....OOOOOOOOOOH<<
03-27-2009, 07:55 PM
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Well,
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
Well,
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
03-27-2009, 07:58 PM
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I will help with the crating and shipping charges if this will get Johnny to come to Cali. Joe C!!
I will help with the crating and shipping charges if this will get Johnny to come to Cali. Joe C!!
OOOOOOOOOH! I can see the Dave and Johnny half time show now. Gotta run to get that extra plaque made...
03-27-2009, 08:21 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
Well in Johnys defense he just called me and offered to pay me alot of money to drive out there so he can open a can whoop ***** on Dave. So he is at least trying.
03-27-2009, 08:22 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
ORIGINAL: Dave Presta
I have this funny feeling that he is powering up the Excuse Factory so he wont have to make the long trip out here.
I have this funny feeling that he is powering up the Excuse Factory so he wont have to make the long trip out here.
I've known Johnny for several years and that has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a while. Presta, although I've witnessed your fantastic flying abilities back when you flew your Diamondback, I think my noney is on Johnny if you two duke it out. I've seen him fly many of his jets, I think you made a mistake by calling his F-4 out. Wish my health was better otherwise I'd fly out there again with my grandson just to watch this.
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03-27-2009, 08:24 PM
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ORIGINAL: basimpsn
THis is my vote The Villiage People are in concert that weekend and he cant miss it
THis is my vote
The Villiage People are in concert that weekend and he cant miss it
03-27-2009, 08:29 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
All we need now is Bryce and this is what you would get to see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCByNFocOE
Johny said this is what happened last time Dave tried to beat him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYs_Q8tRmrc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCByNFocOE
Johny said this is what happened last time Dave tried to beat him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYs_Q8tRmrc
03-27-2009, 08:41 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
Your more then welcome to bring that TeleTubbies Ultra Bandit if you feel more comfortable.
just a few rules:
-When your getting spanked, and you know you have lost....You CANNOT shut your engine off and call deadstick.
-You Can Not let Pablo fly for you and then take the transmitter from him to taxi back in front of the crowd.
-When you are bending over and getting spanked by the paddle in front of the whole west coast, you need to chant "I'm your bit@& Papi, Im Your Bit@&"...and yes, you can have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth.
In all honesty, I hope this fire I'm lighting under Johnny's Juevos brings him out to hang with us...He is a good friend and a ton of fun to hang with.
See you in a few days Bro,
Dave
just a few rules:
-When your getting spanked, and you know you have lost....You CANNOT shut your engine off and call deadstick.
-You Can Not let Pablo fly for you and then take the transmitter from him to taxi back in front of the crowd.
-When you are bending over and getting spanked by the paddle in front of the whole west coast, you need to chant "I'm your bit@& Papi, Im Your Bit@&"...and yes, you can have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth.
In all honesty, I hope this fire I'm lighting under Johnny's Juevos brings him out to hang with us...He is a good friend and a ton of fun to hang with.
See you in a few days Bro,
Dave
03-27-2009, 08:41 PM
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ORIGINAL: JetflyerJ
Well,
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
Well,
I really appreciate the invite "BUT" the three guys that promised that were going bailed out on me and I am not driving 3 days by myself even if my bus drove on its own.
Dave, you have the advantage of having your "team" drive your jets and support crew to Florida Jets, I unfortunately don't have a team sponsor or whatever you want to call it to do that for me. Now here's what I'm willing to offer, If you're willing to arrange and take care of the expense of crating and shipping any of my jets to Cali (I've done it for you in the past so I dont see the big deal), I would be more than happy to spank that @$$ in your own back yard "AGAIN".
I will take care of my Flight, Hotel and car rental expenses.
I'll even make it easier for you, I'll let you pick the a jet of your choice from my hangar to take care of you once it for all.
This has been going on now way to long (going on 9 yrs), I'm game for a fly off after hours so bring it.
You drive from your place to mine in Tennessee and pick me up....I drive from Tennessee down to Austin TX to pick up Sean.....Sean drives from Texas to Arizona where we pick up one of those guys....The Arizona guy drives from Arizona to Buttonwillow....You have your driving taken care of and your pit crew on hand to help out if needed....And to keep you company on the trip...Each one of us brings our own unique personality to the table...I can forecast one helluva good time!!!!....[8D]...And if each one of us wants to take some planes, I can get my buddy's 20' Wells Cargo trailer, hooker her up to the coach, and haul it all with us...Wadduya say?????
...Kevin
03-27-2009, 08:42 PM
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RE: Will Johnny Hernandez Flake on California Jets?
This is probably why Johnny will never go to California again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWymWfyIs0c&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWymWfyIs0c&NR=1
