You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??
 

I put this post up a long time ago and just would like to see what new quotes you can come up with. The really funny part about this is most of it is true.


"The Truth is funnier than fiction"


You complain about the cost of gas for your car but will drive 8 hours to a jet rally and burn 20 gallons or more of kero that costs more then gas.


Joe Lewis
Kingtech
K-80 and K-140
Owner

RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??
 

When you get your license or when all Hobbico Hobbistar 60 size pilot lands when you yell taking off [8D]

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'When your divorced'

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Ha, you must have been talking to my wife...:D

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Your wallet empties overnight.:eek:

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When 10 channels "cuttin it close"

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When you RCU handle is "Major Woody" :D:D:D

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When you go to the hobby shop and they have nothing for jets.

Joe Lewis
Kingtech
K-80 and K-140
Owner

RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??
 

when you dont crash.

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When you quite going to swap meets because they are boring...;)

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All your neighbors ask for a heads up when you are gonna fire up the latest aircraft,especially if there is smoke on board.

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When your credit rating is well above 700, and your credit card balance is exhausted monthly. Also, when you are willing to pay $350 for a pair of wheels for your jet, but complain about the high cost of tires for your auto. [8D]

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when you refer to yourself as a jet pilot instead of rc jet flier :)

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went my wife ask me this morning , what do you want for chrismas , i told her 2 jetcat p-140 RX, them she smile and look to my face and both went to work.
my sorprise went i come back from work i see a envolope on top of my bed with my name, i open the envelope and get what , A PRINTED RECIVE FOR 2 JET CAT P-140 , I JUST FEEL A REAL JET PILOT , THEEEEM I LOVE MY WIFE

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When you start your Turbine and 5minutes later the town Fire Truck comes to see what's going on.
Rcpete

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When you have 2 t-shirts like this

Joe Lewis
kingtech
K-80 and K-140 owner

RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??
 

When $2500 is no longer considered too much for an airplane part.

When you will burn gasoline from any station in your car, but will drive 10 miles out of your way to go to the place that sells the best kerosene.

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When your model plane costs more than your full-scale car. And you don't see anything wrong with that.

Jim

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When you get your Electric Bill for $350 and think, "that would have bought (3) 8711's!" [X(]

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When you think your better than everyone else ;)

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When your prized F-18 sits on the dining room table, and you and your guest eat in the hobby room.

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your after shave is called " O Day Kerosine "

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When the coolest **** on earth is sitting on your work bench

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When you jet has GPS and telemetry, but your vehicles don't.

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when one of your servos cost more that other guys plane

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When you stick your nose in the exhaust and take a wiff of kerosene before you walk out the door in the morning for work.

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When you look at a 2500.00 radial gas engine for a prop plane and say - oh, that's cheap! [8D]

PaulD

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When you use your turbine as a leaf blower

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Hey seriously, my Habu is my leaf blower during the week!!!!! (and still fly it on the weekends)

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When you don't fly worth a crap but have 4397 useless posts on RCU.

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when you take your P80's AND your wife on the Honeymoon.....and the P80'sget the pillow talk:D

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When you don't even bother to go to the LHS. Ha. :D

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When your flying your Cessna fast as it will go & think "man, if I could fit my ***** in my Bandit, I woulda been there hours ago"

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When you only own one prop plane and its made of foam. Worse yet you only fly it at sunset because its too dark to fly your turbines.

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;)When you rebuild a Ziroli Panther and get 14 flights on it, just to prove to other pilots that you can......

Larry

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When your cruising at 50,000 feet at Mach 2 in a Multi Million Dollar F-106 strapped to your ass and you look down at the earth and say "Screw the WORLD" Col. Chuck Winter USAF (Ret.)

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http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/js/f.../thumbs_up.gif Ilike that comment Chuck.

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No, I'm pretty sure that's not it.







:D

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...when You fly 3 jet flights at a small airfield and on each flight have to ask over the radio the 100 % traffic to tell You whether they are on a landing of a touch-and go.
And when on a touch-and-go, make room for them in holding the jet in circles elsewhere.
TP.

RE: You Know You're A Jet Pilot When??
 

....you stop posting in silly threads like this one.:)

And...... this post makes me a pudknocker like the rest of you.:D