Well, it finally happened.
After sharing our pond with various denizens of the deep, one of them tried to board a ship.
It happened so quickly, we weren't sure we'd actually seen what we had seen, but when the USS Franklin D Roosevelt returned to port, there was the proof. The attacker had lost several scales on the edge of the flight deck.
It's suspected the culprit was a juvenile mullet, known to leap when the model ships approach.
Previously, we'd struck sunbaking carp, but none of them tried piracy...........