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Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/30/2007 1:10 AM   
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a radio to controll his RC's, just a roundhouse kick.

When Chuck Norris crashed his RC car into a curb, the concrete shattered from the impact.

The only reason your RC goes out of controll is because Chuck Norris controlls ALL frequiencies.

During WWII, the French surrendered because the Nazis flew a toy blimp with a picture of Chuck Norris over Paris.

Chuck Norris could fly his RC airplane to the moon and back before NASA was founded.

The Mars Rover was Chuck Norris's latest toy.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an ESC to controll his electric motor, after all, he himself only has two speeds; Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris always wins the Nats, ROAR, and IFMAR championships, the names listed as the winners are just the cars that could be recognized after the encounter.

Team Associated has won more championships than anyone else because they are sponsored by Chuck Norris, they didn't win all of them because Chuck Norris was buisy giving roundhouse kicks to the people who make racing rules.

The only reason that helicopters hover is because the land beneath them has been claimed by Chuck Norris.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/30/2007 3:22 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/30/2007 4:28 PM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 10/1/2007 12:18 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/25/2008 7:33 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/25/2008 7:44 AM   
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Chuck Norris once mounted micro heli blades on a .90 size heli and it flew.

Chuck Norris runs his nitro engines on "red colored" nitro.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an exhaust deflector the smoke goes where he wants it to.

Someone once tried to steal Chuck Norris's high end radio and was never seen again.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can go night flying without glow wire or lights.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/25/2008 8:23 PM   
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a glow igniter he just stares at the plug until it gets hot.

Chuck Norris spins his engine with the flick of his wrist rendering the starter useless he uses the left over space in his caddy for extra ammo clips.

Adam Drake will race anyone...except Chuck Norris.

Alan Szabo finally took 1st at XFC because the previous years were won by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can build kits in under 2 seconds.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/30/2008 1:21 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 2/3/2008 2:50 AM   
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a helicopter.
HAHAHAHHAHHA I started cracking up!

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 3/8/2008 2:37 AM   
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Chuck Norris doesnt need a kill switch on his gassers, he just grabs the prop at WOT

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 3/8/2008 4:34 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 7/8/2008 6:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Chuck Norris is the man that sleeps with his light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris also died 42 years ago. Death simply hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

But for r/c related jokes:
When Chuck crashes a plane, he simply wills it...and it rebuilds itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a Tx, he simply thinks it....and the plane does it.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 7/9/2008 11:37 AM   
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Chuck Norris controls the RC top speed. HE can decide exactly how fast any given RC can go at any time, and roundhouse kicks any who defy him.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/12/2008 8:13 PM   
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No one EVER asks Chuck Norris if they can "have a go".

Chuck Norris's rc tank projectiles can pierce REAL armour.

No one ever refers to Chuck Norris's rc cars as "cute toys". When he finishes a session at the track, there are no survivors.

No one has EVER told Chuck Norris he's not allowed to fly 1/4 scale gas turbines in the kids playground.

Chuck Norris doesnt need Spektrum gear. Everyone within 5000 kms simply stops using their rc for fear of interfering with Chuck Norris.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/15/2008 10:01 PM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/17/2008 12:29 PM   
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Chuck Norris always starts his nitro planes with a precision placed roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented the radio controlled roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once competed in "Robot Wars" with a PiccoZ and won.

A park ranger once told Chuck Norris he wasn't allowed to use his rc nitro cars at the Annual Teddybears Picnic. He hasn't been seen since.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 9/19/2008 8:36 AM   
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Chuck Norris practices his roundhouse kicks buy knocking turbine planes out of the air( they are out of the air because they land on the moon).

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 10/1/2008 8:17 AM   
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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 10/2/2008 12:32 AM   
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Chuck Norris's fingers emit 72mhz and 2.4ghz signals. This has nothing to do with geneology, the man ate a freakin transmitter.

The reason its called 3D, is because the 4th dimension is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can build a 40% airplane out of asphalt and it WILL fly, and even be lighter than your foamy.

When Chuck Norris flys combat, all the other planes immediatly self-destruct....because its a far less painful death.





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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 10/3/2008 11:22 AM   
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Chuck Norris once made a radio controlled model of himself. Then he controlled that model controlling a 3D heli in the World Heli Champs and won.

A 1/4 scale plane once collided with Chuck Norris's Airhogs Aeroace and was instantly destroyed. The aeroace landed safely.

Chuck Norris owns a 6 channel rc bike.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 10/26/2008 3:12 AM   
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Chuck Norris built a flat foamie without CF, tape, or glue

Chuck Norris also built a 33% Katana S out of cardboard and won the 2009 XFC competition

Chuck Norris crashes his planes for fun

The ground is afraid of Chuck Norris's Aero Ace because of The Incident Which We No Longer Speak Of

Chuck Norris flies with single-bladed props

Chuck Norris can run a brushed motor with a brushless ESC and vice versa

Chuck Norris trained on an Electrifly Yak 55 3D

Chuck Norris doesn't build giant-scale kits. They come out of the prebuilt AND trimmed out

If Chuck Norris puffs a lipo he put it in his pipe and smokes it

Chuck Norris can fly a balsa model without covering it

Chuck Norris runs a 50-cell lipo with a .5 amp ESC and a 6mm pager motor

Chuck Norris launches slope gliders from the bottom of the hill

Chuck Norris caught the wind and now he alone controls it

Chuck Norris can fly a C/L model hands-off

Chuck Norris's transmitters have throttle, rudder, elevator, aileron, retract and flap control on the same stick.

Chuck Norris mounts his motor on his retractable landing gear

Chuck Norris can hover a plane at 0% throttle

Chuck Norris can solder his brushless motor directly to his battery and still have better throttle control than you

Chuck Norris bought a DX 7 for free but he turned it into a refrigerator cause it glitched too much

Chuck Norris's planes land themselves because his landings hurt too much, even when he greases them

Chuck Norris can fly five planes at once with six different transmitters

Chuck Norris can fly a full-size Boeing 747 with a Plantraco micro 3ch radio

Chuck Norris has a nitro Aero Ace and a gasoline Picco Z

Chuck Norris has a ducted fan jet with a 6-cylinder radial engine

Chuck Norris's props spin themselves

Chuck Norris burns out electronics regularly but they're too scared to stop functioning

Chuck Norris uses one-wire battery connections

Chuck Norris crashed in a sim and the computer moniter broke in half

Chuck Norris has never broken any parts on his helis

A bird tried to eat Chuck Norris's Aero Ace at 500' up so he roundhouse-kicked it in the face

Chuck Norris has a flying brick

Chuck Norris's AMA number is 0

Chuck Norris doesn't put I.D. tags on his planes; if they go down they crawl to him begging for mercy

I'm running out of time, but I have plenty more of these... BTW I just made all these up...

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 11/12/2008 5:07 AM   
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Chuck Norris tells his LHS what they need to stock & how much his discount is.

Chuck Norris only had to use his charger once. From then on all of his batteries maintain a full charge.

Chuck Norris lets Tamiya know when to stop making kits.

Chuck Norris uses his beard to clean his r/cs.

O'Donnell makes Chuck Norris's aftershave.

Chuck Norris doesn't need after run oil.

Chuck Norris still has the original glo plug in all of his engines.

Chuck Norris could use his belt buckle to power your bump box, but he won't.

Everybody sponsers Chuck Norris.

The line to pick your frequency starts behind Chuck Norris.

Heats are your opportunity to chicken out before a real race with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris runs the computer, races, & records his stats all at the same time.

Chuck Norris told the guys from slapmafro where to bash.

Chuck Norris invented the SavageMaxxLST but was afraid it would be used for military purposes. He roundhouse kicked it so it would never fall into the wrong hands.

The Death Star was Chuck Norris's first r/c plane.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why Storm Launchers are so special. All of his boats can fly.

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick coupled with a stubborn lawnmower was the inspiration for the Sky Cutter.

The original flying pizza box was preceded by a rude delivery boy & the smack of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Online retailers ship everything next day air to Chuck Norris, including fuel.

Chuck Norris's reflexes are so quick he doesn't need to use servo savers.

All of Chuck's radios have a pause button. His air radios also have an emergency brake.

Chuck Norris ties a jump rope between two helis & plays double dutch.

Chuck Norris doesn't use CA on his tires. They know to stay where he puts them.

Chuck Norris can make any pipe a tuned pipe with a stretch, pinch, or squash.

Chuck Norris doesn't bother with a temp probe. His engines know better than to overheat.

Chuck Norris tunes the weather to match his engine.

Chuck Norris builds off road tracks by drawing a line in the dirt with his boot.

Turn marshals don't get hit because they weren't paying attention. They get hit because they were keeping an eye out for Chuck Norris.

Turn marshals jump onto crowded tracks to practice staying out of Chuck Norris's way.

Chuck Norris gets his RTRs in kit form.

Chuck Norris trues his comm with a bristle from his beard. He's been on the same bristle for the last 28 years.

Chuck Norris jumped Adam Drake's house on the 1st try without a ramp.

Chuck Norris built Cliff Lett's record breaking car. He slowed it down a little so Cliff could handle it.

Associated got their name because they knew Chuck Norris.

HPI's original name was way longer than Hobby Products International. Chuck Norris told them to shorten it because it didn't roll off his tongue.

Chuck Norris told everyone to start with 1/10th scale then adjust as necessary.

Chuck Norris had to stop using pistol grip radios because he killed everyone he pointed his radios at.

Chuck Norris's antennas are considered lethal weapons.

Chuck Norris jumped the Grand Canyon with an on road car & a C class rocket engine.

Chuck Norris won the 1/8th scale buggy championship with a RC12L.

No racing organization has a set of rules. They tell you what Chuck will allow to race against him.

EVERYTHING is C/C. Chuck Controlled.

Chuck Norris doesn't crash into the ground nose first. He parks his planes with their tails up.

Chuck Norris doesn't need turn marshals. They need him.

Lap counters tell you how many laps it took before Chuck Norris decided that you lost.

All trophies go to Chuck Norris. He lets other people store the small ones for him.

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the difference between a rain delay & a sunny day.

Chuck Norris was driving the r/c in The Dead Pool. Clint Eastwood thought it was real.

Chuck Norris's favorite rock crawler is a nitro powered motorcycle with Clodbuster axles.

Chuck Norris uses his own sweat instead of air filter oil.

Chuck Norris squeezes his batteries into a pack shape instead of soldering.

Chuck Norris's tires recollect any rubber or foam they lost on the next lap around.

Chuck Norris doesn't need Simple Green or an air hose. Just a quick puff of air from his mighty lungs & his r/cs are clean.

Your plane might not have crashed for unknown reasons.... Chuck Norris might've pointed his finger at it & said "Bang".

Your heli didn't roll over & crash because of something you did... it suffered the aftershock of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in your zip code.

Chuck Norris trues his tires with his beard.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/23/2009 5:19 AM   
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Chuck Norris entered a national rock crawling comp with a rubberband powered boat and won.

The last time Chuck Norris used his rc tank, the President announced DEFCON 4

Chuck Norris enjoys all forms of rc. His favourite, however, is when he roundhouse kicks you in the face via rc.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/25/2009 9:50 AM   
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Chuck Norris once asked for a gas turbine powered, 8 channel, 2.4GHz, Airwolf replica heli RTR from Dunkin' Donuts and got one.

To recharge his lipos, Chuck Norris only needs to sit on them for 10 minutes and they're good to go.

Dust knows better than to settle on Chuck Norris's display models.

The air brakes on Chuck Norris's planes can stop it in mid flight and it will just hang there until he gives it throttle again.

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RE: Chuck Norris RC Jokes - 1/26/2009 6:08 AM   
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Chuck Norris's Ca glue doesn't dry until he tells it to.

Chuck Norris won a crawler comp with a Micro RS4.

GP re-released the SuperSportster 40 kit 'cause Chuck Norris wanted one.

Chuck Norris can 3D a Blade CX.


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