Perfect 3w 275 Competition twin spark, low hours, runs great, a red-headed devil beast. I have mufflers but the pipes were cut short (don’t ask). Priced to sell mostly because I want to buy new stuff and my wife won’t let me spend any more money.
"But it’s already snowing in Montana and it’s building season!" I plead, my whiny inner child shamelessly showing. "Another . . .airplane??" she blurts (I sense she almost said "toy airplane", but even she knows better than that.
"Well then, SELL something" she sneers, her lip curling in a churlish grin. I feel the hot rage welling up in me but deep inside, I fear she is right. God, why must she always be right?
Broken, I search through the dozens of ducted fan parts from all the foamy jets I have crashed through the years, tiny props and electric motors. What can I sell to feed this airplane monster so that I may once again worship at the altar of my workbench? What will I do if I have no winter project? Will I have to actually talk to my wife and spend time with my family?!?
And then I see it: my dormant 275, previously destined for a bipe that long ago fell victim to my short attention span.
And so, dear friends, it is now on the block in a desperate attempt to avoid "family time", shopping for new drapes ("why don’t you sell the old ones?" I mock), shoveling the snow, etc., etc., the myriad of banal chores assigned to the modern house warrior.
Won’t you lend a hand and save me from this fate?
Paypal preferred but can process credit cards through my office if that makes the decision any easier. You know you want it . . .