For our tenth anniversary I bought my wife a SVT Cobra Mustang convertible.
Now whenever I hear, how much did that new model cost?
I simply reply, not nearly as much as that Mustang.
My friend Ron Stahl always tells his wife model planes are cheaper than blondes and Corvettes. She's happy with planes.
I also explain lain to my misses, if I die before you don't sell my stuff for what I told you I paid for it.