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Old 04-19-2016, 07:26 AM
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Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
tighter than dicks hat band
meaner than a bitten sow
drunker than cotter jones
raining like a double c##ted cow pissin on a flat rock
hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat
finer than frog hair