I think I'm more concerned with Buz here, and how he's going to get Tea out of his keyboard. Too funny man,,
Buz, you can take the keyboard apart, and the top area where the actual keys are can be rinsed with high pressure water. Let it dry though, so you don't get any water in your electronics.

As for the monokote......try trim solvent to soften it up, that might help release it.. Hope that works, old monokote is the worst to strip. Really this is why I use Monokote over other brands, is "IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OFF EASILY". The trim solvent should work though I think.