Upon receiving my sample packet of negative mass in the mail
(those little squeeze packets are neat),
I was trying various experiments. Little did I realize, I had gotten some on my fingers.
A short while after going to the john, a strange feeling overcame me. It is amazing how skin can stretch when it is lighter than air.

My Wife would like to know if this product can be purchased in a 55 gal. drum.

Respectfully yours
Peter Goesinya