microhenry
One of my favorite Microhenry, from Model Airplane Magazine (AMA) was:
A guy was flying his plane with his dog next to him, his friend said "gee, that airplane flies great!". The pilot said, "can't you give some credit to the pilot?". Then the plane goes straight down and buries itself in the ground, to which his friend says, "Ok, we'll give the pilot credit for that".