I'd rather be the squirrel hiding my nuts down her blouse... [:-] , in the past,when i've had more than enuff alcohol in my think tank, i've tried to marinate several plans into reality,I like the parasail idea, but that was a hed-ack, the water skier proved to be another but required less alcohol,take a lesson from the squirrel............. STAY IN THE BOAT.............
actually, the idea of a sailboat keel (for stability) linked to a coupla sponsons (with a very low freeboard & disguised as ski's) would work..... [:-]