An RC guy walks into a bar
08-10-2002, 10:22 PM
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An RC guy walks into a bar
An RC guy walks into a bar with a chicken stick and a hot shott. Bartender says " Don't think you're coming in here and starting something!"
08-13-2002, 01:45 PM
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Speaking of political jokes, I live in Minnesota, where our Governor (for those of you who have been living in a cave for the last few years) is former Pro-Wrestler, Jessie Ventura.
A year or so ago, he was the announcer at one of the WWF events.
Many people were upset about it.
I guess they felt that having a politician involved in Pro-Wrestling would degrade this fine sport.
A year or so ago, he was the announcer at one of the WWF events.
Many people were upset about it.
I guess they felt that having a politician involved in Pro-Wrestling would degrade this fine sport.
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two blondes walk into a bar.....You would think one of them would have seen it.
two blondes walk into a building, they both got broken noses.
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two blondes walk into a building, they both got broken noses.
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An RC guy walks into a bar
An RC guy walks into a bar crying and the bartender asks him what's wrong.
The guy replies that after studying the test results, his doctor gave him a paper airplane and told him that it had a 'lifetime' guarantee...
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The guy replies that after studying the test results, his doctor gave him a paper airplane and told him that it had a 'lifetime' guarantee...
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08-16-2002, 08:42 PM
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An RC guy walks into a bar
Two ropes walk into a bar and the bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind". So they go to another bar and the same thing "get out we don't serve your kind. After they get kicked out of a third bar one of the ropes gets an idea. He messes up his hair and tyes himself into a pretzel. He then starts to walk into the first bar they visited and the bartender says "Get out, I told you we don't serve ropes". The rope looks at him and shakes his head and says "'fraid not".
(Frayed knot)
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08-16-2002, 09:52 PM
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A blonde walks into an appliance store, goes up to the counter and says "Could I please have this TV?" The guy says "No sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She walks out wondering how she can get that TV. The next day she buys a black wig walks in and says "Could I please have this TV?" The guy says "No sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She wonders how he knew but says nothing. The next day she dies her hair brown, walks in and the same thing happens, "Could I please have this TV?" The guy says "No sorry, we don't sell to blondes." She walks out and has only 1 more idea. She goes in with a shaved head, in a wheelchair and a tube in her nose and mumbles "Could I please have this TV?" The guy says "No sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Finally she stands up tears the tube out of her nose and says. "OK OK it's me, the blonde from the other day, but how did you know?" The guy just simply says, "That's a microwave"
Imagine Apollo running backwards around the rings of Saturn holding a plate of hot apple strudel, in another universe, connected only by a wormhole a dollop of vanilla ice-cream is orbiting another planet, the dollop of vanilla ice-cream is gradually drawn towards the wormhole, sucked through and lands on the plate of hot apple strudel which is in the hands of Apollo who is running backwards around the rings of Saturn. Yet wife swapping is still frowned upon in many countries. :stupid:
Imagine Apollo running backwards around the rings of Saturn holding a plate of hot apple strudel, in another universe, connected only by a wormhole a dollop of vanilla ice-cream is orbiting another planet, the dollop of vanilla ice-cream is gradually drawn towards the wormhole, sucked through and lands on the plate of hot apple strudel which is in the hands of Apollo who is running backwards around the rings of Saturn. Yet wife swapping is still frowned upon in many countries. :stupid:
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An RC guy walks into a bar
An RC guy walks into a bar and asks if anyone can tell him how to put together his latest kit.
The bartender, after listening to the silence, says, "well, looks like you'll just have to WING it."
I think that's the worst joke I've ever told. My only excuse is that it's a homemade joke!
The bartender, after listening to the silence, says, "well, looks like you'll just have to WING it."
I think that's the worst joke I've ever told. My only excuse is that it's a homemade joke!
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A 90 year old r.c GAL walks into a bar with a p-47 on her head. She says " If anyone can tell me how much this p-47 weighs, I'll take you home and have sex with you." An old drunk stood up in the back and yelled, "2000 pounds!!!" She yelled back. " Close enough!!!"
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A blonde walks into a bar, orders three Singapore Slings, then sits in the back of the room ... drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells her, "You know, a Singapore Sling goes flat after I make it and it sits for a long time; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The blonde replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in England and the other in Australia, and I'm here in the United States. When we all parted from our home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drink one for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The blonde becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.. ordering three Singapore Slings and drinking them in turn.
One day, she comes in and orders two Singapore Slings. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The blonde looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no. Everyone's fine," she explains, "it's just that I joined a strict Church and I had to quit drinking!"
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The blonde replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in England and the other in Australia, and I'm here in the United States. When we all parted from our home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I drink one for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The blonde becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.. ordering three Singapore Slings and drinking them in turn.
One day, she comes in and orders two Singapore Slings. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The blonde looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no. Everyone's fine," she explains, "it's just that I joined a strict Church and I had to quit drinking!"
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09-01-2002, 01:10 AM
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