What does your pilot think about?
02-10-2006, 07:21 AM
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RE: What does your pilot think about?
Yeah, Mine thinks about all the cool stuff he could see and do if he could turn his head, move his eyes or had more than just his head and shoulders.
He also wonders if he'll cheat death again and end up in yet another model after I splinter this one all over the trampoline, or find his way to the bottom of the "wheel basket" where I keep all the wheels, landing gear and pilot busts that aren't being used.
Sometimes he askes me if I'll do another inverted touch and go and scrape the hair, er, I mean paint off his head.
He also wonders if he'll cheat death again and end up in yet another model after I splinter this one all over the trampoline, or find his way to the bottom of the "wheel basket" where I keep all the wheels, landing gear and pilot busts that aren't being used.
Sometimes he askes me if I'll do another inverted touch and go and scrape the hair, er, I mean paint off his head.
02-10-2006, 07:43 AM
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RE: What does your pilot think about?
"Why am I stuck in this old biplane?" "I'm Buzz Lightyear from Star Command!!" "Where is my spaceship?" "I demand you get me out of here and put me back in my spaceship!!" "No, no, no, not another inverted flat spin, arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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02-10-2006, 11:28 AM
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RE: What does your pilot think about?
"Lets get this over with"
"Hey pal, keep your kid and dog AWAY from the plane, I said AWAY from the plane"
"Thats it lady in the tank top, bend over and take a closer look at me"
"You are sooo lucky I can't comment on your flying skills"
"Must you run the engine so bloody rich? All the smoke and nitro snot is blocking my view"
"If I had legs, I'd climb out of here and kick you in the #$%%s for putting me in a pink plane"
"You'd be making funny faces too if you had your legs cut off, a sheet metal screw stuck up your #$$, and then had to look forward to endure doing inside loops at 20 gs.
"I sure wish the girl in the pink mini skirt would walk over here"
"Hey pal, keep your kid and dog AWAY from the plane, I said AWAY from the plane"
"Thats it lady in the tank top, bend over and take a closer look at me"
"You are sooo lucky I can't comment on your flying skills"
"Must you run the engine so bloody rich? All the smoke and nitro snot is blocking my view"
"If I had legs, I'd climb out of here and kick you in the #$%%s for putting me in a pink plane"
"You'd be making funny faces too if you had your legs cut off, a sheet metal screw stuck up your #$$, and then had to look forward to endure doing inside loops at 20 gs.
"I sure wish the girl in the pink mini skirt would walk over here"
02-10-2006, 11:45 AM
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RE: What does your pilot think about?
1. Oh...god....I cant feel my legs....
2. Pull, Pullllllllll, PULL D#$&*....oooooooooh SH%&*#$&
3. UAHHHU....I think Im gonna be sick.
4. What does this button do?
5. Ok....memo...self....never press that button again.
6. Ok...lets see....flaps...check....throttle 30%....check...altitude....aww crap.
7. My co-pilot needs more sim time.
8. AHHHAAAAAAAHAUUUAAAAAHAAAAAAA(yell of Tarzan)
9. MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY...IM GOIN DOWN....oh wait we havent taken off yet...thats ok practice makes perfect.
10. How the heck do I disengage this auto pilot...its gone nuts. AHHAHHHHA...
11. Oh sure...he gets to stay on the ground, and I have to ride in the plane.
2. Pull, Pullllllllll, PULL D#$&*....oooooooooh SH%&*#$&
3. UAHHHU....I think Im gonna be sick.
4. What does this button do?
5. Ok....memo...self....never press that button again.
6. Ok...lets see....flaps...check....throttle 30%....check...altitude....aww crap.
7. My co-pilot needs more sim time.
8. AHHHAAAAAAAHAUUUAAAAAHAAAAAAA(yell of Tarzan)
9. MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY...IM GOIN DOWN....oh wait we havent taken off yet...thats ok practice makes perfect.
10. How the heck do I disengage this auto pilot...its gone nuts. AHHAHHHHA...
11. Oh sure...he gets to stay on the ground, and I have to ride in the plane.
02-10-2006, 04:22 PM
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RE: What does your pilot think about?
Stewie: You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere of something exactly like this, which leads me to believe this probably won't work.
