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10-02-2005, 11:03 PM
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RE: Jokes
I think blonde and police jokes are clean,
and just any stupid joke will do. Except anything that has to do with race or doin the "hippidi dippidi"..
and just any stupid joke will do. Except anything that has to do with race or doin the "hippidi dippidi"..
10-03-2005, 07:38 PM
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RE: Jokes
i have an indian joke:
bear walks into bar,
deer says "what you need?"
bear says, "give me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,beer."
deer says, "why the big pause?"
bear walks into bar,
deer says "what you need?"
bear says, "give me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,beer."
deer says, "why the big pause?"
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10-04-2005, 05:10 PM
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ok.. how bout a police joke-One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
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o yaaa-
Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 cans of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating;
- and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 cans of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- talked excessively without making sense;
- became overly emotional;
- couldn't drive;
- failed to think rationally;
- argued over nothing;
- had to sit down while urinating;
- and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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