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ORIGINAL: Lightfoot
I have never seen one last more than a few hours. Some people can't think of anything but off-color jokes and just have to tell them even knowing it is against the rules.
ORIGINAL: DarkFire989
No No No. These joke threads never last. Just delete your post.
No No No. These joke threads never last. Just delete your post.
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A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, lands upside down and finally stops, wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood.
A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"
"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the heck do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?"
A passing motorist, who witnessed the entire accident, helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"
"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the heck do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?"