RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

Why did the chicken cross the road???
To see his flat mate.

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

to see someone bashing a savage

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

He was looking for better T-Mobile coverage.....:)

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

He was still looking for bin Laden. He didn't get the memo that he'd been found.

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

Hey Shark we waitng 4 u to score Chaos. And what about me 4 startin this highly educational thread

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

The chicken crossed the street because of desire to get to the other side :), also so that some dumb state could put up a chicken crossing sign and maybe alert all the rednecks :Din this country that when they happen to go by this area it may be possible to get a free chicken lunch;). LOL !!!!!!!!!!

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

Because all the good looking chickens were on the other side.

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

To get away from the new billboard they were putting up... Eat more chicken!
Because a hen was on the other side.
Because a chicken is just like any other dumb animal and doesn't understand the laws of physics and what happens when you get hit by a car going 60mph...
Because he was drunk and his buddy bet him he was too chicken.

sorry, that's all I could come up with.

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

I am looking for a chicken stick.

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

^123

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

Haha I was gonna suggest he was looking for the one in the pink dress lol Just saw the commercial again. Wow she makes me wanna pay Tmobile what I owe and start a plan



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFjVZizLVE4[/youtube]

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

^4

RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

to get over to..... THE DARK SIDE.

but really, it was just walking along, and a road just happend to be in its path.
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
 

got to wonder why critters go out of thier way to run past a 4000lb chunk of metal.
almost killed a rabbit today... reminds me of a song

"you know how that rabbit feels, under your speeding wheels.... bright images pass you by like a windshield twoards a fly."