WORLD WIDE MASS HOVER!
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WORLD WIDE MASS HOVER!
While many Pro Bros were indulging in no. 9's and good Mexican food I, Billacious Hellacious, was pissy and pondering in Nashville, TN. While explaining to someone for the 4th time that day why my attitude was so bad I came up with a horrific idea.
We the Profile Brotherhood will all hover our planes at a designated time ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
THE FIRST WORLD WIDE MASS HOVER!!!
We have Bros in Mexico, South America, Canada, Sweden and many more countries (NOT TO MENTION THE GREAT COUNTRY OF TEXAS).
"How will this happen?" you may ask. "What time will we all fly?" you think to yourself. Well those questions will be answered after our crack Pro Bro Mass Hover team figures it out.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO!!!
FLY IT LIKE IT'S UGLY!
Billy Hell
We the Profile Brotherhood will all hover our planes at a designated time ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
THE FIRST WORLD WIDE MASS HOVER!!!
We have Bros in Mexico, South America, Canada, Sweden and many more countries (NOT TO MENTION THE GREAT COUNTRY OF TEXAS).
"How will this happen?" you may ask. "What time will we all fly?" you think to yourself. Well those questions will be answered after our crack Pro Bro Mass Hover team figures it out.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO!!!
FLY IT LIKE IT'S UGLY!
Billy Hell
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I don't think it would mess up the Earth's rotation as long as we all torque rolled at the same rate.........
Billy, this idea truly kicks buttocks (I think that word is RCU proof...)
Billy, this idea truly kicks buttocks (I think that word is RCU proof...)
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RE: WORLD WIDE MASS HOVER!
If we do the timing thing right, say at high noon Central Daylight time, maybe the combined thrust will pull this old mudball a little closer to the sun and give us a few more flying days in the spring and fall.
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This reminds me of the plot that was uncovered by the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS about how all ONE BILLION CHINESE were going to jump at the same time and cause the EARTH to flip upside down, which obviously would make down /up, and up / down on our transmitters. I don't know how the plot was foiled, maybe by the AMA SAFETY COMITTEE somehow. To show my support, I will RULE 9 my plane all the way to CHINA, one rudder scoop at a time!