Let's hear some funny situational joke's you've come up with
10-31-2010, 03:23 PM
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Let's hear some funny situational joke's you've come up with
I will start the ball rolling...
I am 'friendly' with a local lady, and she knew i was interested in buying a 1/8 nitro truck... Having ordered my Savage X a few days ago, i said to her in a text: "I got a truck anyway, it's a 1/8 scale nitro truck xD" She replied : "How you gonna pick up chicks in a 1/8 scale nitro truck?" I replied "I don't need to pick up chicks, I have a 1/8 scale nitro truck!" She replied "Yeah but you don't have put fuel in me" I replied "Yeah but you cost just as f***ing much, don't ya?" She wasn't happy xD
I am 'friendly' with a local lady, and she knew i was interested in buying a 1/8 nitro truck... Having ordered my Savage X a few days ago, i said to her in a text: "I got a truck anyway, it's a 1/8 scale nitro truck xD" She replied : "How you gonna pick up chicks in a 1/8 scale nitro truck?" I replied "I don't need to pick up chicks, I have a 1/8 scale nitro truck!" She replied "Yeah but you don't have put fuel in me" I replied "Yeah but you cost just as f***ing much, don't ya?" She wasn't happy xD
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RE: Let's hear some funny situational joke's you've come up with
true story. in church they took the colection, and put it on the alter. the alter already had candles on it, one candle started to fall over. so i got up and straightened the candle to keep it from setting the money on fire. later the pastor ask what i was doing. i said "i didnt think you wanted a burnt offering."
