WhiteH2O

I once made the mistake of telling my wife that the pretty lady we saw looked oddly like my second wife.

My current wife is my first wife. She did NOT see the humor in that comment. I thought it was hilarious.

RCFlyerDan

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lynn7525

A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom. To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: "Oh, you're home, darling. I'm afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit.

Panzer Dog

LOL, It was nicely done, got a good laugh on that.

BlackMizi

Lol

Pnzjgr

Lol, funny

Propworn

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An older couple in bed, lights out the husband just dropping off to sleep and the wife speaks up!!!!!!

Harold.........Harold.........are you awake?????
after a pause Yes dear what is it?
Harold if something ever happened to me I would be ok with it if you met someone. I wouldn't want you to be lonely.
That's great dear.......good night dear.
Harold you still awake????? I was thinking I wouldn't have a problem if she drove my car after all its new n all that.
Fine dear!!!!!!!!
Harold Harold you know I wouldn't even mind if she wore my jewelry.
MMMMMM ok dear nite.
Harold one more thing.
Whats that dear?
I don't think I would like it if she wore my cloths?
Don't worry about it dear she's not your size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Propworn

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Edward Simpson

It is Very Funny.

emanue1

I divorced my wife, because she was not happy with my work. I am a trucker.

Craig260

Haha very true. Been in this hobby longer than ive been married