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Old 11-01-2013, 03:02 AM
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Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his planes.
His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit RC planes. Maybe you should sell your planes."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”;
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“;
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Old 11-05-2013, 02:26 PM
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Lol i would divorce her i she wanted me to quit rc heres a reanactment
Wife: I think its time that you sold your rc stuff
Me: Where are the divorce papers again?
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Old 11-12-2013, 01:29 PM
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Twice a year I mark the things to do calendar fumigate attic for spiders.
Now I've never seen a spider in our attic, and I rest easy knowing that the extent of my "kit hoard" remains a secret.
Old 11-12-2013, 03:41 PM
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Thats why I don't have a wife anymore.
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Old 01-03-2014, 11:01 PM
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haha ,so funny,
Old 01-11-2014, 12:49 PM
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My wife said "Either those goddam models go, or I go"!

I think I am going to miss her.
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Old 01-14-2014, 04:21 AM
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W.I.F.E - washing , ironing , f***ing etc .
Old 01-14-2014, 07:20 PM
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Old 01-17-2014, 01:33 AM
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I don't have a girl friend till now.
Old 08-06-2016, 03:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0eU4bxv_54
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We had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, TV, DVD, & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. I had been using my laptop and then gone off for a nap, so the battery was half chewed up by the time I got to it. Managed to update FB and a few threads I contribute too then she was all over rover.

Was about to call some flying buddies and catch up on the goss when I discovered that my phone battery was flat and, to top it off, it was raining outside, so I couldn't go flying.Tried to do a bit of modelling, but the lighting was a bit dull with the rain and all so gave that idea up.

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.

She actually seems like quite a nice person.

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Old 09-03-2016, 07:02 PM
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Best one so far Kiwikid ,,,,,, lol made my day
Old 10-15-2016, 09:33 AM
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Ha ha ha, according to my experience, It''s very good to spend time with your model plane and the plane totally follow your instructions without any hesitations. But your wife or GF have many.
Old 10-15-2016, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Donwebster
I don't have a girl friend till now.
Really, you don't have ? Means you always keep your eyes on Models.
Old 10-15-2016, 12:37 PM
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Show this one to her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaeTQJ3EHaI
Old 08-23-2017, 07:31 PM
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Okay, I did laugh
Old 08-24-2017, 12:20 PM
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A man marries a woman thinking she wont change and she does.
A woman marries a man thinking he will change and he doesn't.

It's not funny, but this joke falls under those rules :-)
Old 09-03-2018, 02:04 PM
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hahahahah fany
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Old 10-02-2018, 12:04 AM
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These wives are few and far between...Ha Ha..
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Old 11-06-2018, 07:02 PM
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Good one. Thanks.
Old 12-24-2018, 06:26 AM
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Hahaha
Old 01-05-2019, 10:09 PM
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Best video EVER!!!!
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Haha


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