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Old 09-06-2007, 10:22 PM
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kinda! but thats cuz italians speek with their hands
Old 09-07-2007, 08:37 AM
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Try to show me how big your fish was WITHOUT using your hands
Old 09-07-2007, 03:23 PM
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cuz he cant reach the button
Old 09-12-2007, 02:14 PM
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ORIGINAL: jatoracing33

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
The cat gets butter on its back?


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The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statment is correct?
Neither.
Old 09-12-2007, 02:18 PM
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ORIGINAL: jatoracing33

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
You strap both together?

Hmm...... They would fall sideways. The cat would hit on its side and the toast would land on the crust.


ORIGINAL: jatoracing33

The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

Which statment is correct?
Neither.
Old 09-21-2007, 10:06 AM
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ORIGINAL: jatoracing33

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

It spins in mid air indefinitley.
Old 09-24-2007, 02:23 PM
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ORIGINAL: mclina

This is an old one that I had re-written for my son's cub scout den a few years ago. It was originally about a hotel room.

Three Cub Scouts are going camping. A campsite costs $30. Each scout pays the Park Ranger $10 and goes to set up camp.

The Park Ranger realizes that the scouts overpayed. A campsite only costs $25. He takes five $1 bills out of the box and heads to the campsite.

On the way, the Ranger realizes that three scouts can’t split $5 evenly, so he sticks $2 in his pocket.

The Ranger gives each scout back $1 and heads back to his station.

Now each scout has paid $9 for the campsite.

3 Scouts x $9 = $27

If you add the $2 that the Ranger stole, $27 + $2 = $29

WHERE DID THE OTHER DOLLAR GO?
There isn't an "other" dollar. The figuring is flawed.

If the three scouts originally paid $10.00 each for a $30.00 campsite. and the true cost is $25.00, then each scout should have paid $8.33. Add the dollar each got back, and they wound up paying $9.33. $9.33 x 3 scouts = $28.00. Add the $2.00 the ranger took, and you have the $30.00.

Old 09-25-2007, 02:50 PM
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There's $1 in each scouts pocket=$3
There's $2 in the rangers pockte=$2
There's $25 in the box = $25

There's $30 total. No extra dollar.
Old 09-25-2007, 08:20 PM
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Here is an old one.

An international flight with over 150 people from several different countries crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors?
Old 09-25-2007, 09:08 PM
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Why would you bury survivors?
Old 09-25-2007, 09:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: Darkbird

Here is an old one.

An international flight with over 150 people from several different countries crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors?
Everyone knows that one.
Old 09-26-2007, 02:38 AM
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ORIGINAL: stinger40

ORIGINAL: Darkbird

Here is an old one.

An international flight with over 150 people from several different countries crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors?
Everyone knows that one.

AP Network News - Newfoundland, Canada

Reports have come in that one of the worst air disasters to ever occur in Newfoundland happened around 15:30 yesterday. A Cessna 150 crashed into a graveyard killing all aboard. So far 78 bodies have been recovered, and they expect to find more as they continue digging throughout the night.

Old 09-27-2007, 09:10 AM
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ORIGINAL: Isaiah 40:31


ORIGINAL: stinger40

ORIGINAL: Darkbird

Here is an old one.

An international flight with over 150 people from several different countries crashes on the border between the United States and Mexico. Where do you bury the survivors?
Everyone knows that one.

AP Network News - Newfoundland, Canada

Reports have come in that one of the worst air disasters to ever occur in Newfoundland happened around 15:30 yesterday. A Cessna 150 crashed into a graveyard killing all aboard. So far 78 bodies have been recovered, and they expect to find more as they continue digging throughout the night.

I'm laughing, but sad at the same time.
Old 08-14-2009, 04:11 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.
Old 08-14-2009, 09:31 PM
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how far can a dog run into the woods??..........................
Old 08-14-2009, 09:33 PM
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halfway, after that he is running out the other side.

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