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Old 07-14-2007, 08:28 PM
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gboulton,

You have a nice signature, what about mine?

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Old 07-16-2007, 12:56 PM
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Timmy : "Help me! I'm strong, misunderstood, and I'm hurting people!" Cosmo: "Just like the IRS."

-The Fairly OddParents

Yes, I do watch cartoons. [:-]
Old 07-16-2007, 09:37 PM
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ok, i know a quoat from that show.

anti wanda: "im just like one of those super models, except the fact that i have eaten."

and here from the simpsons.
Homer: "life is one crashing defeat after another utill you just wish flanders was dead"
Old 07-23-2007, 03:35 PM
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"He is so stubborn that if he drowned they would look upstream for his body."
Old 07-23-2007, 05:12 PM
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....I'm so broke, if it cost a nickle to poop ,I'd have to "puke" !.....[sm=cry_smile.gif]
Old 07-23-2007, 11:02 PM
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after a miss hap of any kind say WOW THATS FANTASTIK
Old 07-23-2007, 11:05 PM
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after miss hap or somthing just going wrong say flyin planes is fun right?
Old 08-25-2007, 11:08 PM
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I CUT the throttle!!!! I think it hit the ground before the signal got there! Joe Butch
Old 08-26-2007, 12:33 AM
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I was nervous when I flew that plane anyway.

If its any consolation, we were all nervous when you flew that plane.
Old 08-26-2007, 03:15 PM
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that mailbox jumped out in front of me
Old 08-26-2007, 05:00 PM
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Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience comes from bad judgement
Old 09-06-2007, 11:50 AM
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ORIGINAL: 13BT

"he who dies with the most toys still dies"
ADD HAPPY!
Old 10-01-2007, 09:28 PM
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'The plane hit the ground so hard the transmitter shook'
Old 10-03-2007, 09:13 PM
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You can NOT repeal the laws of Phycs
(no matter how hard you try to say 'It's not my fault')
Old 10-06-2007, 02:26 PM
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whaddaya mean it isnt a floatplane? couldnt you have said that BEFORE i tried landing?!

reverse controls does not mean switch servo orientation.

ouch, thats gonna be a lot of work. how much do ya want for it?

I HATE TREES!!

whoa! where'd that come from?

i seriously didnt see you there man. i promise you there is no way i'd fly this 20 dollar plane into you. i swear.
Old 10-18-2007, 05:49 PM
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Its not my fault the control got in the way of my fingers
Old 10-18-2007, 05:52 PM
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(a friend said this while i was driving his car to his house(its a geo metro))

you know what would be cool a really big rc car..... go left here

you have a big rc car your in it I've been to your house thousands of times but you still tell me how to drive your car and where to go
Old 10-18-2007, 05:54 PM
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you know with these small cars backwards is just the same as forwards just in reverse
Old 10-18-2007, 05:58 PM
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if wind came from every direction all at once you could take of without thinking

well you still would have to figure out where the winds coming from
Old 10-26-2007, 08:59 PM
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(marge)-"you're gonna kill us all" (homer)-"or die trying" (simpsons)
Old 11-02-2007, 04:53 PM
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An Expert........."X" is an UNKNOWN QUANTITY and a SPURT is a DRIP UNDER PRESSURE
Takeoffs are optional, landings are MANDATORY
Don't stop flying until the LAST part stops moving....
Old 11-12-2007, 07:43 PM
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How the hell does anyone possibly hit the San Fran bridge? (Oops where did that piling come from Damn)[sm=drowning.gif]
TD
Old 11-13-2007, 04:31 AM
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I didn't do it!
Old 11-13-2007, 05:14 AM
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Hey, you can't do tha......Well I'll be.......Huh.
Old 11-13-2007, 05:20 AM
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And as Red Green would say," If the Ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy".

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