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Old 11-25-2007, 07:36 AM
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ORIGINAL: IFlyRC5630

An Expert........."X" is an UNKNOWN QUANTITY and a SPURT is a DRIP UNDER PRESSURE
Takeoffs are optional, landings are MANDATORY
Don't stop flying until the LAST part stops moving....

My version is, "Ex" = a "HAS BEEN" and "SPURT" = a "DRIP UNDER PRESSURE".





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Old 11-27-2007, 01:33 AM
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After a missed approach: I like long approaches...gives me more time to screw it up!

After a high speed impact with the ground: Oh...that...it'll buff out (Planes Trains and Automobiles)

After a maiden flight: "She's not a hangar queen anymore"!





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Old 12-03-2007, 11:50 AM
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In response to a comment yelled out from behind me: "Whadda ya mean 'There's a loose nut behind the transmitter.'?!!"
Old 12-12-2007, 06:18 PM
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remember, RC is dangerous to your wealth!
Old 12-13-2007, 07:12 PM
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read my sig.

(during inverted flight) oh.... UP is down.... so THATS why that happend, ok, get the trash bag....

oh, flying something with 4axis of controll isnt that hard, its just like performing surgery on stilts is all.

you tube is great! you can watch r/c crashes for FREE!

it aint broken till its made of glue and ductape.

when your whole paycheck is signed to a hobby shop, you KNOW you have a addiction.
Old 12-13-2007, 09:41 PM
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got any tips for me?

Yeah ... don't fry bacon naked!

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Old 12-14-2007, 08:16 AM
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what will they come up with next [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT60SkXN1UY]?[/link]
Old 12-15-2007, 12:04 PM
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the problem with life is there is no background music...
Old 12-16-2007, 03:06 PM
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ORIGINAL: The_Stuff

the problem with life is there is no background music...
I just love your signature, very very true.
Old 12-17-2007, 09:44 PM
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There's no such thing as gravity.........THE EARTH SUCKS !
Old 12-18-2007, 07:12 AM
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Your parts will be here in the morning
Old 12-18-2007, 07:59 AM
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Thankfully, Jesus fits into our lives, better than these f...... cards fit into the envolopes!
Out on a limb, Happy Holidays
Old 02-01-2008, 02:17 AM
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If you can't find one, it must be made of unobtainium.
Old 02-02-2008, 12:24 PM
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Remember we're all in this, alone. - Lily Tomlin
Old 02-02-2008, 07:14 PM
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"well there's your problem"
Old 02-22-2008, 10:37 PM
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That girl is so skinny, she looks like a worm with the crap slung out of her.
She's so ugly she looks like death eatin' an onion sandwich.
Old 02-23-2008, 03:56 PM
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-hey watch where your standing!
-when god dives you lemons you find a new god.
-it would be cheaper to just cut down a balsa tree and pretend it was flying...and it would look better
-up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.................crap.....honey go get the trash bag.
-do onto others as you would want them to do onto you (raise your hand if you havent followed this rule.......i know i havent.....i just beat the crap out of every body.) forgive me god. lol
-FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!! -beavis
Old 03-07-2008, 09:11 PM
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God is my copilot, and he ejected!
Old 03-09-2008, 04:23 AM
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I thought you were going wide....
If that had happened to me it wouldn't be funny but since it didn't, it is.
Old 03-09-2008, 05:40 AM
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I reject your reality and substitute my own[8D]

Jeff
Old 03-09-2008, 08:11 AM
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You guys are all jealous because those voices are only talking to me.....
Old 03-09-2008, 08:36 AM
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nervous as a poodle at Mike Vic's house
Old 03-09-2008, 09:09 AM
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Oooooh, cruel.... reallly cruel...... for the poodle, that is...
Old 03-09-2008, 01:45 PM
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"if it aint broke, fix it til it is!"
Old 03-15-2008, 01:00 PM
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I made it so thin,it has only one side. pub

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