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Old 08-08-2013, 03:54 AM
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'my fish tastes funny , you try some' ....... 'the older i get , the faster i was' ...... 'you can't polish a turd'
Old 08-08-2013, 05:43 AM
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He couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a banjo.
Old 08-08-2013, 04:12 PM
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Good Judgement Comes From Experience. Experience Comes From Bad Judgement (possibly attributable to Mark Twain)
Old 08-11-2013, 04:49 AM
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It is supposed to sound like that?
Is that car nitro? Its got smoke.
Poles go up while i'm flying.
Old 08-12-2013, 03:47 PM
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This one is universal, Face to Face, Phone, Text, Shout from the shop / yard / basement / parking lot, wherever.


" YES DEAR"

with a walkaway muttering hopefully unheard - "as usual"

Brian T


Old 08-13-2013, 01:41 PM
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Can you go get me a bucket of prop wash?........or
If at first you don't succeed, don't do it that way!
Old 08-13-2013, 02:23 PM
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My Dad's Favorite

"Don't force it, Get a bigger hammer"

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Old 08-16-2013, 02:28 AM
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nothing succeeds like 6S
Old 08-18-2013, 11:24 AM
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I'm reading a book about anti gravity, I can't put it down.
Old 08-18-2013, 11:25 AM
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When chemists die, they barium.
Old 08-18-2013, 11:26 AM
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
Old 08-18-2013, 11:26 AM
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Old 08-18-2013, 11:26 AM
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A guy ordered something from Hobby King, It showed up.
Old 08-18-2013, 11:43 AM
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I work at Midas Muffler every day I come home exausted!
Old 08-18-2013, 04:48 PM
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If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
Old 08-18-2013, 04:55 PM
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I thought I was going to be an Optomertrist but I couldn't see myself doing that.

I got bored being a lumberjack untill the boss gave me the axe.
Old 08-18-2013, 05:08 PM
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Well I cheated Death one more time.
Old 08-18-2013, 06:19 PM
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Hire a teenager while they still know everything
If the dog hadn't stop to take a sh>> he'd caught the rabbit
The truck is on the road and the check is in the mail.
Old 08-18-2013, 06:21 PM
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its bad luck to be superstitious////
Old 08-18-2013, 06:34 PM
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Check out the signature I think its a gooden !!
Old 08-18-2013, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by osxpro
Hi fellas!
I'm working on my clubs web site and would like you help! I need some of your best one-liners and tags to add to our web pages. Stuff like "He who dies with the most toys wins" works well.
I'm adding different "tags" to each page and will have a humor section dedicated to the best of the best RC sayings, comments, one-liners, etc. It'll be fun. I'll also be sure to credit you guys in the page as well.
Take a look at our site if you get the opportunity! We need your funnies stuff!

[link=http://www.riversiderc.com]RAMS Club[/link]

Thanks,
CS Webmaster
"If more power is better, too much is just right!"
Old 08-18-2013, 07:46 PM
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my favs
When flying inverted down is up and up is expensive.
I don't want to see you crash, but if you are going to crash I want to see it.
you need barn door ailerons, big landing gear, and a four stroke. - Gail the legendary.
Things that don't do you any good, Fuel that you didn't pump into your tank, Altitude above you, runway behind you.
Throw me a bone

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Old 08-18-2013, 08:06 PM
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Here's a couple from the 70's when I hung out in South FLA. with a bunch of crazy skydivers and crazier pilots: Beware lest the earth rises up and smites thee! He who hesitates inherits the earth! I believe that these one liners will adapt to our hobby.
Old 08-18-2013, 09:34 PM
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"That boy could f@&kup an anvil"
"That thing hit so hard, dust came out of the transmitter"
I'm the navigator, I have a right to know where we're going"
"RC flying is the World's most realistic video game, but I can't figure out how to get three crashes for a quarter"
"In a crisis, that guy goes to pieces so fast, people get hit by shrapnel"
"If you try to teach yourself, RC stands for Rapid Crash"
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Old 08-18-2013, 09:40 PM
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Hellicopters are just a mass of parts flying in formation
Good to see you. It's good to be seen!
How do you feel? Well, I'm on the right side of the Daiseys.
How are you today? I was better but I got over it.

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