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Old 08-18-2013, 09:44 PM
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We were taxiing into Indianapolis one night and as we turned off the runway I notice a fox running alongside us. I told ground control we had a fox alongside us at taxyway Golf. She asked what's he doing and I answered "about 25 knots".

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Old 08-18-2013, 09:45 PM
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Old 08-18-2013, 09:49 PM
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A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one you can use the equipment again.

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Old 08-18-2013, 10:06 PM
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"Any landing you can walk away from was no fun to watch"
Old 08-19-2013, 02:29 AM
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The three most useless things, fuel in the jug, runway behind you, the sky above you
Old 08-19-2013, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip_Mull
Hellicopters are just a mass of parts flying in formation
Good to see you. It's good to be seen!
How do you feel? Well, I'm on the right side of the Daiseys.
How are you today? I was better but I got over it.
Another to add: How are you today? ... If I felt any better I would have to check my ID to make sure I was me !!
Old 08-19-2013, 07:07 AM
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It flew here, then it flew there.. and when it hit the ground.. it flew everywhere!
Old 08-19-2013, 07:23 AM
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"If I was 'careful' I never would have built a Gee Bee." - Delmar Benjamin
Old 08-19-2013, 09:03 AM
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Flying is the second greatest thrill known to mankind, landing is the first.
Old 08-19-2013, 11:22 AM
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I'm so broke I can't pay attention
Old 08-19-2013, 11:38 AM
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Sweating like a dog in a Chinese resteraunt. It's hotter than a *****house on nickel night
Old 08-19-2013, 11:55 AM
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My submission:

The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.

A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.

Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.

Ray W
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Old 08-19-2013, 04:58 PM
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When it comes to seeing how low you can fly, the best you can do is tie the record.

Anyone can build an airplane strong enough. The challenge is to build it just strong enough.
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Old 08-19-2013, 05:57 PM
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How bout this one," That plane looks like it has gone thru a hammer mill!"
Old 08-19-2013, 06:02 PM
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When taking someone out on buddy box, or a maiden on someone's plane.
I haven't crashed one of those yet!
Old 08-19-2013, 06:20 PM
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My friend is so cheap, I could get a football out of my pocket faster than he could get a dollar out of his.
Old 08-19-2013, 06:44 PM
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Better to on the ground wishing you were in the air than to be in the air wishing you we're on the ground.

A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.
Old 08-19-2013, 07:25 PM
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"hows the weather? Drier than a popcorn f*art
Old 08-19-2013, 07:29 PM
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The home builder's code :

Measure with a micrometer, mark it with a crayon, and cut it with a chainsaw.
Old 08-19-2013, 07:57 PM
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If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
Old 08-19-2013, 08:01 PM
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt
Old 08-19-2013, 08:04 PM
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He is so stupid he couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons
Old 08-20-2013, 02:18 AM
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"The ability to buy does not guarantee the ability to fly."
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Old 08-20-2013, 02:56 AM
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He's so cheap, he doesn't breathe all the air he needs.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Old 08-20-2013, 05:29 AM
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I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Hobby King Customer Service.

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