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We were taxiing into Indianapolis one night and as we turned off the runway I notice a fox running alongside us. I told ground control we had a fox alongside us at taxyway Golf. She asked what's he doing and I answered "about 25 knots".
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Another to add: How are you today? ... If I felt any better I would have to check my ID to make sure I was me !!
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My submission:
The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.
A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.
Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.
Ray W
The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.
A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.
Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.
Ray W
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Better to on the ground wishing you were in the air than to be in the air wishing you we're on the ground.
A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.
A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.
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He's so cheap, he doesn't breathe all the air he needs.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.