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08-18-2013, 09:44 PM
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We were taxiing into Indianapolis one night and as we turned off the runway I notice a fox running alongside us. I told ground control we had a fox alongside us at taxyway Golf. She asked what's he doing and I answered "about 25 knots".
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08-18-2013, 09:49 PM
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A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one you can use the equipment again.
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08-19-2013, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip_Mull
Hellicopters are just a mass of parts flying in formation
Good to see you. It's good to be seen!
How do you feel? Well, I'm on the right side of the Daiseys.
How are you today? I was better but I got over it.
Good to see you. It's good to be seen!
How do you feel? Well, I'm on the right side of the Daiseys.
How are you today? I was better but I got over it.
08-19-2013, 11:55 AM
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The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.
A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.
Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.
Ray W
The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.
A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.
Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.
Ray W
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08-19-2013, 06:44 PM
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Better to on the ground wishing you were in the air than to be in the air wishing you we're on the ground.
A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.
A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.
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08-20-2013, 02:56 AM
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He's so cheap, he doesn't breathe all the air he needs.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.
