Chip_Mull

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We were taxiing into Indianapolis one night and as we turned off the runway I notice a fox running alongside us. I told ground control we had a fox alongside us at taxyway Golf. She asked what's he doing and I answered "about 25 knots".

Chip_Mull

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Chip_Mull

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A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one you can use the equipment again.

rcguy59

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"Any landing you can walk away from was no fun to watch"

lopflyers

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The three most useless things, fuel in the jug, runway behind you, the sky above you

jimmy0314

Another to add: How are you today? ... If I felt any better I would have to check my ID to make sure I was me !!

Radical Departure

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It flew here, then it flew there.. and when it hit the ground.. it flew everywhere!

RichardGee

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"If I was 'careful' I never would have built a Gee Bee." - Delmar Benjamin

philakapd

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to mankind, landing is the first.

jheuler

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I'm so broke I can't pay attention

slipknot 26

Sweating like a dog in a Chinese resteraunt. It's hotter than a *****house on nickel night

Kinner

My submission:

The crosswind isn't that bad. Why, if I had a plane left I'd still fly.

A helicopter is an aircraft whos wings are flying faster than the fuselage, therefore it is unsafe.

Stop looking at me in that tone of voice.

Ray W

VF84sluggo

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When it comes to seeing how low you can fly, the best you can do is tie the record.

Anyone can build an airplane strong enough. The challenge is to build it just strong enough.

rcflyer4fun

How bout this one," That plane looks like it has gone thru a hammer mill!"

Hawk131

When taking someone out on buddy box, or a maiden on someone's plane.
I haven't crashed one of those yet!

oil_can_harry

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My friend is so cheap, I could get a football out of my pocket faster than he could get a dollar out of his.

Eddym

Better to on the ground wishing you were in the air than to be in the air wishing you we're on the ground.

A pilot once told me, The only time you have to much fuel on board is when the aircraft is on fire.

Jetdktr

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"hows the weather? Drier than a popcorn f*art

TexasAirBoss

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The home builder's code :

Measure with a micrometer, mark it with a crayon, and cut it with a chainsaw.

oil_can_harry

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If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle

oil_can_harry

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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt

oil_can_harry

My Feedback: (2)

He is so stupid he couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a hand full of pardons

Lifer

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"The ability to buy does not guarantee the ability to fly."

rednekk58

He's so cheap, he doesn't breathe all the air he needs.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
That guy is sharp as a bowling ball.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic.

topspin

I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Hobby King Customer Service.