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#184


Had a guy bring his dog to the field the other day he sniffed several out and found one he didn't like and pissed on it, we all cracked up while saying we tried to tell you it was a bad plane, funny as all get out.
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Disagreement with someone not seeing the truth of your comment....If the dog hadn't stop to take a sh?? he would have caught the rabbit....
Someone not quite up on a subject...his evelevator isn't quite up to the top floor or his wheel barrow doesn't have a full load
Having a conversation with someone that isn't making any since, makes as much sence as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Someone not quite up on a subject...his evelevator isn't quite up to the top floor or his wheel barrow doesn't have a full load
Having a conversation with someone that isn't making any since, makes as much sence as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
#197

You'll always find something as soon as you stop looking.
You'll find something you lost in the last place you look.
It's probably right where you left it.
An exacto knife will always fall point down.
A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!
C/A glue will always flow toward your finger(s)
Tight is TIGHT..too tight is Broke
You will never file a flat spot in the correct spot.
the hmuan brian is amzaing...if the frist and lsat letters are corerct and all the lerttes are present , one can raed it.
You'll find something you lost in the last place you look.
It's probably right where you left it.
An exacto knife will always fall point down.
A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!
C/A glue will always flow toward your finger(s)
Tight is TIGHT..too tight is Broke
You will never file a flat spot in the correct spot.
the hmuan brian is amzaing...if the frist and lsat letters are corerct and all the lerttes are present , one can raed it.
#200

A man and his wife walked into a RC hobby shop. A few minutes later they both walked out. The husband walked out with a new DX9 in his hands, the wife walked out with a divorce on her mind.
Last edited by countilaw; 10-28-2013 at 05:46 PM.