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Old 08-20-2013, 06:28 AM
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My favourite when involved in a circular arguement..."I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong".

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Old 08-20-2013, 06:44 AM
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A flashlight is a container for the storage of dead batteries.
Old 08-20-2013, 10:43 AM
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Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Old 08-21-2013, 08:13 AM
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My wife says I am addicted to brake fluid, I told her I can stop any time I want.
Old 08-22-2013, 10:43 AM
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Well! Nail my hand to a dead giraffe!
Old 08-23-2013, 04:04 PM
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After the crash.......will that be paper or plastic?
Old 08-30-2013, 01:06 AM
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"Hey, Watch this..... here, Hold my Beer"
Old 08-30-2013, 01:08 AM
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Gaffer Tape is like "the force", it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together
Old 09-06-2013, 06:54 PM
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Had a guy bring his dog to the field the other day he sniffed several out and found one he didn't like and pissed on it, we all cracked up while saying we tried to tell you it was a bad plane, funny as all get out.
Old 09-18-2013, 07:11 AM
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If at first you don't succeed you're about average!
Old 09-20-2013, 07:48 AM
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ladies who fly inverted have crackup
Old 09-23-2013, 11:23 AM
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When you're sitting at your building table starring at your project trying to decipher what to do next or how to do a particular task JUST DO SOMETHING EVEN IF IT'S WRONG
Old 10-17-2013, 11:04 PM
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personal favorite early may
Old 10-18-2013, 04:46 AM
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Disagreement with someone not seeing the truth of your comment....If the dog hadn't stop to take a sh?? he would have caught the rabbit....
Someone not quite up on a subject...his evelevator isn't quite up to the top floor or his wheel barrow doesn't have a full load
Having a conversation with someone that isn't making any since, makes as much sence as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
Old 10-18-2013, 05:06 AM
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That newbie is as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
Old 10-18-2013, 01:01 PM
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After 3 days working as a lumberjack I got the axe.
Old 10-22-2013, 03:36 PM
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FREE...just pay shipping and handling
Old 10-22-2013, 03:41 PM
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if it ain't broke, let me fly it!
Old 10-22-2013, 03:43 PM
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Old guy (with short term memory loss) after crashing his 30% Extra........I can't remember the last time I crashed a plane
Old 10-23-2013, 07:05 AM
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I don't know which of those three I like best iflircaircraft!
Old 10-23-2013, 12:31 PM
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I was flying at 4 mistakes high....I made one mistake too many!
Old 10-23-2013, 12:46 PM
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You'll always find something as soon as you stop looking.
You'll find something you lost in the last place you look.
It's probably right where you left it.

An exacto knife will always fall point down.

A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!

C/A glue will always flow toward your finger(s)

Tight is TIGHT..too tight is Broke

You will never file a flat spot in the correct spot.

the hmuan brian is amzaing...if the frist and lsat letters are corerct and all the lerttes are present , one can raed it.
Old 10-23-2013, 03:49 PM
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iflirdcaircraft, you made me think of a corrollary to one that you wrote:

The Human Mind is an amazing thing. It start to work the moment you are born, and it doesn't stop until you have to speak in Public....

Bob
Old 10-24-2013, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by iflircaircraft View Post

An exacto knife will always fall point down.

A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!
And both of these will general land on your foot!
Old 10-27-2013, 07:50 PM
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A man and his wife walked into a RC hobby shop. A few minutes later they both walked out. The husband walked out with a new DX9 in his hands, the wife walked out with a divorce on her mind.

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