Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
10-28-2003, 10:02 PM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
Guy 1: HEY LOOK OUT!! WHAT THE &^% ARE YOU DOING?
Guy 2: Stop yelling at me, I don't know what it's doing, it's not responding to my stick movements.
Guy 1: THAT'S NOT YOUR PLANE!!
Guy 2: OH $%^&, did anyone see where my plane went?
Guy 1: YEAH, it's sticking out of the ground about a foot from my lawn chair. You can stop looking up now.
he he that actualy got me to fall outa my chair... i think that any plane that lands within 2 feet of me becomes mine...
to stay on topic, (while flying) yea, my planes acting really weird,
what you do?
well i wanted to go back so i hit the reverse button to turn the plane around...
you mean that my solid epoxy plane wont fly good?
wasnt me!
smile your on candid camera
man im glad i got you on tape, you screamed like a schoolgirl...
flush
what was that for?
for the 10 grand you just pile drived...
i was thinking... wouldent it be sweet to mount a jet engine to my sail plane?
hey, what frequency are you flying...
______ some frequency...
Wow me too what a coincidence CRASH!!!
oops, didnt relize it would follow my transmiter too.
Guy 2: Stop yelling at me, I don't know what it's doing, it's not responding to my stick movements.
Guy 1: THAT'S NOT YOUR PLANE!!
Guy 2: OH $%^&, did anyone see where my plane went?
Guy 1: YEAH, it's sticking out of the ground about a foot from my lawn chair. You can stop looking up now.
he he that actualy got me to fall outa my chair... i think that any plane that lands within 2 feet of me becomes mine...
to stay on topic, (while flying) yea, my planes acting really weird,
what you do?
well i wanted to go back so i hit the reverse button to turn the plane around...
you mean that my solid epoxy plane wont fly good?
wasnt me!
smile your on candid camera
man im glad i got you on tape, you screamed like a schoolgirl...
flush
what was that for?
for the 10 grand you just pile drived...
i was thinking... wouldent it be sweet to mount a jet engine to my sail plane?
hey, what frequency are you flying...
______ some frequency...
Wow me too what a coincidence CRASH!!!
oops, didnt relize it would follow my transmiter too.
10-30-2003, 04:10 PM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
When you bring your wife to the field with you and you hear her in the background asking someone...
"So how much does one of these cost?" As she points to your 40% Edge....
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When my wife asks how much my plane costs... I tell her the kit price. So far she hasn't asked about the motor or electronics....
And she doesn't come to the field any more either.
"So how much does one of these cost?" As she points to your 40% Edge....
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When my wife asks how much my plane costs... I tell her the kit price. So far she hasn't asked about the motor or electronics....
And she doesn't come to the field any more either.
11-05-2003, 04:44 PM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
i love castor in my planes, hey, that thing of yours has rather large surfaces, your not one of those 3d'ers are you?
11-07-2003, 09:09 AM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
Wait 'til the sky is full of planes. Walk up by a pilot towards the flight line with a transmitter in your hand. Really act like your flying one of the planes. After two minutes, quickly shove him your transmitter and say, "I gotta go pee. Fly my plane 'till I get back." Watch him freak out trying to figure out witch plane is supposed to be his/your's.
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11-10-2003, 12:00 AM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
A quote from my father who had cancer.
"Son , can you just take this for a minute, its time for another morphine dose"
"Son , can you just take this for a minute, its time for another morphine dose"
11-21-2003, 12:40 PM
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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying
"Ok, if I might the left stick this way, and the right stick that way it should... Oh, it wasn't supposed to do that"
