let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
03-10-2009, 07:56 AM
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ORIGINAL: scratchbildr
That's slicker than owl s...t on a wet tree branch!
That's the first time that's ever happened again.
That's slicker than owl s...t on a wet tree branch!
That's the first time that's ever happened again.
Dejavue all over again.
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03-10-2009, 03:15 PM
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ORIGINAL: Korben
I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
I'm so poor, I can't afford to pay attention.
Darn it Jeb, get away from the wheel barrow, ya know ya don't know nothin' bout machines!
I taught ya everything I know and ya still don't know nothin'.
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03-10-2009, 03:33 PM
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ORIGINAL: scratchgolfer
If it aint broke you aint flown it yet
If it aint broke you aint flown it yet
Very comforting as I sit here freting over my new Brodak Oriental CL plane. Thanks!
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03-10-2009, 08:13 PM
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Describing someone on the "slow" side
A few bricks shy of a full load....
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer....
dumber than a bag of hammers.....
as bright as a 12V bulb on 3V.....
couldn't find his ***** with both hands....
his cheese has slid off his cracker.....
A few bricks shy of a full load....
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer....
dumber than a bag of hammers.....
as bright as a 12V bulb on 3V.....
couldn't find his ***** with both hands....
his cheese has slid off his cracker.....
03-10-2009, 10:59 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
Thumbs like a truck.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
03-11-2009, 03:04 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
ORIGINAL: grinder-RCU
"That'll go over like a fart in space suit".
"That'll go over like a fart in space suit".
My dad used to say "You're runnin' around like a fart in a mitten." Does anyone know what that means?[sm=confused.gif] He also would say (when he was going to show you something really clever) "Here, I'll show you a trick with a hole in it." I'm 60 now and think I know what that means.[sm=confused.gif]
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03-11-2009, 03:10 AM
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ORIGINAL: grinder-RCU
Thumbs like a truck.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
And last but not least my boss's favorite saying " if it has t*ts or wheels it does nothing but cost you money or give you a hard time"
Thumbs like a truck.
Trim it up, screw it down. ( Bob Vila )
Low fat fries.
red leather, yellow leather. Say it fast three times.
Slippery than snot on a greased rail.
Beavers favorite swear word? damn.
When you drive past a grave yard, say to the kids in the car "people are dying to get into there". Drives them nuts.
And last but not least my boss's favorite saying " if it has t*ts or wheels it does nothing but cost you money or give you a hard time"
Your boss is a very smart man and I'm sure a-bit older than 25.
Say "Hoof Hearted" and "Half Fast" very quickly. Louis Armstrong used to say "He he, hey folks we gonna play you a song, not too fast, not too slow, just half fast. He he he he."
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03-11-2009, 02:25 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
List of phrases. http://www.joe-ks.com/phrases/phrases.htm#B
03-18-2009, 04:51 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
Some kids thought it would be funny to take my cell phone and hide it in school, and this is the clue they gave me:
"It's in the last place you will ever look!!"
(Really? I don't know about you, but I keep looking for something AFTER I find it!!)
"It's in the last place you will ever look!!"
(Really? I don't know about you, but I keep looking for something AFTER I find it!!)
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you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose (I try 2 pick my wifes, but she don't like it :P)
I can't beleive no one said this one yet, my dad always said it to me when I wanted something,
you can poop in one hand and wish in another, see which one fills up first...
I can't beleive no one said this one yet, my dad always said it to me when I wanted something,
you can poop in one hand and wish in another, see which one fills up first...
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
ORIGINAL: skyraider71
Keith Moon once said to Jimmy Page:
"That will fly like a lead zeppelin"
Keith Moon once said to Jimmy Page:
"That will fly like a lead zeppelin"
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just hope it's not a train!