let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
05-23-2009, 11:20 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
"As rare as hens teeth"
"Squeel'in like a stuck pig"
"How bout a hydrolic sammitch?"
"Carefull! don't blow the bags off!"
05-31-2009, 11:19 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
" tighter than a nuns ****"
I smoke joke shoot up dope and fk up people kin folk I don't play I quit school b/c of recess
I bet you don't know the difference between a wet fart and a sneeze
07-11-2009, 02:42 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
when you are at the field flying the saying goes,, thats a lazy wind ie it goes straight through you rather than round ,, meaning its bloody cold
07-11-2009, 05:29 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
That guy is not the brightest crayon in the box.
It will come in handy if you never use it.
That kid was so ugly they had to hang a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
That guy is a few sandwiches shy of a picnic.
She is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.
Measure twice, cut once.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine
As useful as a rubber crutch
It will come in handy if you never use it.
That kid was so ugly they had to hang a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
That guy is a few sandwiches shy of a picnic.
She is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.
Measure twice, cut once.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine
As useful as a rubber crutch
.
07-29-2009, 03:09 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
How bout.....Slicker than snot on a doorknob?
Or the one about the girl who was so ugly, her Momma must have tied her in the yard, and fed her meatballs with a slingshot?
Or the kid who was so ugly, his folks put him under the front porch to see if he was gonna bark or cry?
Or the Blonde who hated Blonde Jokes, because so many of them were true stories?
I have more, but they will need to wait.
Bill, Waco Brother #1
Or the one about the girl who was so ugly, her Momma must have tied her in the yard, and fed her meatballs with a slingshot?
Or the kid who was so ugly, his folks put him under the front porch to see if he was gonna bark or cry?
Or the Blonde who hated Blonde Jokes, because so many of them were true stories?
I have more, but they will need to wait.
Bill, Waco Brother #1
08-01-2009, 09:08 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
if your brain was gasoline you couldnt power a fleas mini bike around the inside of a cheerio-she's ugly enough to scare a starving dog off a meat wagon- about as useles as windsheild wipers on a goats ass-dummer than a 10 pound sack of whale piss
09-06-2009, 04:15 PM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
Came from an old coot at our field. Vietnam Marine..
Hes shakin' like a dog shi***** (poopin) a peach seed!!
Spoken like a true redneck
Or
Just thought of this one..
When you get to be my age and have a young gal like that its not worth it. Its like trying to shove an oyster in a parkin meter!
LMAO
Hes shakin' like a dog shi***** (poopin) a peach seed!!
Spoken like a true redneck
Or
Just thought of this one..
When you get to be my age and have a young gal like that its not worth it. Its like trying to shove an oyster in a parkin meter!
LMAO
09-23-2009, 04:03 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
If you wish to see a bit of hilaraty and have a good laugh go to utube and type in RED SPARROWS and watch the fireman video well worth it
09-23-2009, 04:40 AM
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How's about, That kid is so ugly, his momma used to tie him in the back yard, and feed him meatballs with a slingshot.
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10-07-2009, 04:42 AM
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
They called him "passion fingers" ....... 'cos everything he touched, he f%%%%%%d.
He was "sweating like a Geordie in a maths test". You get the idea, I expect.
He was "sweating like a Geordie in a maths test". You get the idea, I expect.