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Old 06-19-2003, 11:52 PM
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Default A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop and says :

"Give me a Cap, and make it snappy!".


C'mon you can do better than that....... keep 'em reeling in....
Old 06-20-2003, 04:02 PM
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Default A man walks into a hobby shop.....

i think a lot of people could do better than that no offence!
Old 06-20-2003, 10:26 PM
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No-one's bothered so far....
Old 06-21-2003, 01:00 AM
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Default A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop and says :

"Last night, as my wife was getting into bed, I told her I'd like to try something new and exciting..... She told me to come see you."
Old 06-21-2003, 01:11 AM
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A man walks into a hobby shop...

I fly for blank blank airlines. I know I can do this, so order me a P-51!
Old 06-21-2003, 02:08 AM
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Default A man walks into a hobby shop.....

Slightly changing the place, and this is also old....
A guy walks into a bar with a chicken stick in one hand, and a Hot Shot in the other. The bartender says "Don't come in here thinkin' you're going to start something!"
Old 06-21-2003, 03:39 PM
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A man walks into a hobby shop......

Ouch.... That's gotta hurt.

Sorry, I know that's old, but I couldn't resist.....
Old 06-21-2003, 03:46 PM
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Default A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A guy walks into a hobby shop. He buys a battery, a flight box, 2 18" propellers, and a gallon of fuel. After the purchase he thinks aloud, 'now how am I going to carry all of this stuff home?'

The hobby shop owner says, 'well, you could put the battery in the flight box, and hold that in one hand. Stick a prop under each arm, and carry the fuel in the other hand.'

'Hey thanks!' he says, and starts walking home. Halfway home, a little old lady walks up to him. 'Can you tell me the way to Elm Street, sir?'

'Sure.' He says. 'That's where I live. We can take this alley, and we'll be there in no time.'

'But how do I know that once we get in that dark alley, that you won't ravish me?' She says.

'Cmon lady, it's broad daylight and I'm carrying all this stuff. How could I manage to ravish you?'

'Well,' she says, 'you could set the flight box down, leaving the battery in it. Balance the fuel jug on top of the flight box, and I'll hold the props.'

Sorry, it's the best I could do using hobby shop stuff. The real joke involves a bucket, an anvil, 2 live chickens and a live goose.
Old 07-08-2008, 09:16 AM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

I can't believe no one said this....

A man walks into a hobby shop with his wife....and walks out with a divorce
Old 07-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

Two guys walked into a hobby shop.
The third guy ducked.
Old 07-17-2008, 10:01 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A blonde walks into a hobby shop and says, "My husband sent me here to get a gallon of fuel and three props."

The owner says, "Get out of here you stupid blonde!"

The blonde goes home, puts on a red wig and returns.

"I'd like to get a gallon of fuel and three props." she says.

The owner says, You're a blonde wearing a red wig. Now get out of here you dummy."

So the blonde goes home again. This time she changes her clothes and makeup and puts on a brunette wig.

She returns and says, "I'd like to get a gallon of fuel and three props."

Again the owner says, "You're the same stupid blonde who's been in here twice already. Now get out!"

So the blonde says, "How the heck do you know I'm a blonde?"

The owner says, "Because this is a delicatessen. The hobby shop is next door!"
Old 07-18-2008, 08:14 AM
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A man walks into a hobby shop ....

I take 2 of those arf trainers because 1 wasn't enough.
Old 07-18-2008, 03:12 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop ....

Loads his new plane into his vehicle, then walks across the road to the bank to take out a loan to buy everything else he needs to finish it (engine, retracts, radio, etc.)!

or

A man calls all of his credit card companies requesting credit line increases,

then the man walks into the hobby shop!
Old 07-25-2008, 10:50 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
just to buy a glow plug. He walks out with way more than he wanted.
This one is funny only because it's true....EVERY time it happens.

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
to buy a plane to celebrate his divorce. The owner asked why he was celebrating, and he said "because she threw me out, in not so many words." The LHS owner then asked what exactly she said. He responded "my wife said it's me or your planes....and she knows how things work"
Old 07-26-2008, 01:28 PM
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ORIGINAL: victorzamora

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
just to buy a glow plug. He walks out with way more than he wanted.
This one is funny only because it's true....EVERY time it happens.

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
to buy a plane to celebrate his divorce. The owner asked why he was celebrating, and he said "because she threw me out, in not so many words." The LHS owner then asked what exactly she said. He responded "my wife said it's me or your planes....and she knows how things work"
LMMFAO
Old 07-31-2008, 02:38 AM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A wife walks into a Hobby Shop...

and says:

My husband send me to buy 8 connectors; 4 male & 4 female , and shows him an motor with the wanted connectors on it (one male & one female).

He sold her 4 connectors that don't match any of the 2 connectors she showed him.

THE JOKE is on ME, because that's what happened yesterday
Old 02-18-2010, 02:58 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop.... see pic
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:32 PM
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I'd kill for an offer of 80% off!!!
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A man walks into a hobby shop

and says... DANG... ! My feet hurt ! after walking all the way to China...the only country with a hobby shop !
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A man walks into a hobby shop......

and say's " I need to spend some serious money on something I really don't need"

"how come?" says the store owner

" I just found out my eldest son is gay" replies the guy, so the store owner sells him a bunch of really expensive useless items and the guy leaves.

The next day the same guy walks back in to the store and says " I need to spend even more serious money on something I really don't need"

again the store owner enquires why, " I just found out my youngest son is gay" replies the guy, so the store owner consoles him sells him a bunch of really expensive useless items and the guy leaves.

The next day the same guy walks back in to the store, crying his eyes out and mutters, " I just sold my house and I want to blow it all on everything in your store" Geeeez says the store owner "dosen't anyone in your house like women?" "yeah" replied the guy....................."my wife"
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

An Orangutan walks into a hobby shop and said to the salesman........... (see pic)
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:25 AM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A guy walks into a hobby store with a frog on his head.

The shopkeeper looks at him and says: hey what's with that?

And the frog replies: I dunno, it started off as a wart on my *****. Can I get a couple of spare props for my Tiger 60?
Old 05-01-2010, 08:43 PM
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Default RE: A man walks into a hobby shop.....

A rc car guy walks into a hobby store.. he is there to see if his custom parts have finally arrived. The guy behind the counter yells to the car customer

"I ain't got it!"

Everyone in the airplane section dives down on to the floor.
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A businessman in a 3 piece suit and an armfull of papers walks into a hobby shop and askes the owner for a Super Tiger engine. The shop keep says great what size. The businessman replies, "Oh, big enough to hold down this paperwork on my desk."

The preceeding excludes Italian made models
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Oh man ! I have the ultimate paper weight engine now ! A fox 50...

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