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Old 08-22-2010, 08:54 AM
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Dumb pilot to air traffic. May day may day. Traffic to pilot . what is your problem? pilot to traffic, Ive lost my engine and Im going to crash land. Traffic to pilot, what is your hight and position?, pilot to traffic, Im 5 foot ten and im sitting in the front seat.
Old 08-28-2010, 10:27 AM
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:06 AM
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Dude . . . 
Old 10-14-2010, 10:36 PM
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Which is why they say "altitude."

Pretty good, though.  Better than most I see in this forum.
Old 10-16-2010, 07:58 PM
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dont worry, his jokes will get better when he grows up. all so dont quit your day job.
Old 04-30-2012, 12:31 AM
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nice one i really like it..
cute SMS
Old 04-30-2012, 02:28 AM
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nice one i really like it..
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:42 AM
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Sewart, srewardes Ill have another beer, by the way , how high is this plane. uh ten thousand feet. GOOD GRAICUIOUS how long is it.
Old 03-03-2013, 09:26 AM
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LOL......that got me chuckling...good one
Old 03-04-2013, 07:06 AM
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Student pilot: "Tulsa approach Cessna ##### 5 miles south inbound" (Saudi accent)
Tulsa approach: "Cessna ##### Tulsa approach what are your intentions."
Student pilot: "I wish to become a pilot"
Tulsa approach: "Good for you Cessna ##### now do you want to land or do a touch and go?"

We had a lot of Saudi military students at the time and there were many misunderstandings on the radio, I just wish I could remember them all.
Old 03-18-2013, 08:18 PM
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True story. An American radio show had a guest who was a British fighter pilot during the Battle of Britain. The talk show host asked him what it was like to be in battle? Well let me tell you when you get into a scrap you got to keep your guard up because those Fokkers are every where and they come in fast one Fokker at a time. The talk show host immediately interrupts the guest…We should remind the audience that a Fokker is a type of German aircraft. The pilot say’s, What do you mean those Fokkers where Messerschmitts!



Old 03-25-2013, 12:03 AM
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Haha. This is funny.
Old 07-03-2013, 10:36 PM
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right,Pretty good, though. Better than most I see in this forum.thank you
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Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
i want say one, hope you like .

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