Joke
 

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his planes.
His wife was standing there watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit RC planes. Maybe you should sell your planes."
Jim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”;
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“;

Lol i would divorce her i she wanted me to quit rc heres a reanactment
Wife: I think its time that you sold your rc stuff
Me: Where are the divorce papers again?

Twice a year I mark the things to do calendar fumigate attic for spiders.
Now I've never seen a spider in our attic, and I rest easy knowing that the extent of my "kit hoard" remains a secret.

Thats why I don't have a wife anymore.

haha ,so funny,

My wife said "Either those goddam models go, or I go"!

I think I am going to miss her.

W.I.F.E - washing , ironing , f***ing etc .

I don't have a girl friend till now. :confused:

We had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, TV, DVD, & my new surround sound music system were all shut down. I had been using my laptop and then gone off for a nap, so the battery was half chewed up by the time I got to it. Managed to update FB and a few threads I contribute too then she was all over rover.

Was about to call some flying buddies and catch up on the goss when I discovered that my phone battery was flat and, to top it off, it was raining outside, so I couldn't go flying.Tried to do a bit of modelling, but the lighting was a bit dull with the rain and all so gave that idea up.

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.

She actually seems like quite a nice person.

Best one so far Kiwikid ,,,,,, lol made my day

Ha ha ha, according to my experience, It''s very good to spend time with your model plane and the plane totally follow your instructions without any hesitations. But your wife or GF have many.:cool:

Really, you don't have ? Means you always keep your eyes on Models.

Show this one to her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaeTQJ3EHaI

Okay, I did laugh

A man marries a woman thinking she wont change and she does.
A woman marries a man thinking he will change and he doesn't.

It's not funny, but this joke falls under those rules :-)

hahahahah fany

These wives are few and far between...Ha Ha..

:D

Good one. Thanks.