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hardlanding7 05-18-2002 12:22 PM

Riddles
 
THE QUESTIONS

1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user
doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?

8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?

9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train
station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?

12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show." One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man is allowed to marry his widow's sister?

THE ANSWERS

1. A coffin.
2. The child was born before 1776.
3. Mount Everest--it just hadn't been discovered!
4. Clara lives in the Southern hemisphere.
5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and."
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety-dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
10. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.
12. "one word"
13. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
14. Neither--the yolk of the egg is yellow.
15. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
16. They were husband and wife.
17. He can't because he's dead.

Shortman 05-19-2002 08:48 AM

riddles
 
those were good, have any more?

savage_x4.1 02-24-2007 11:34 PM

RE: Riddles
 
A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
-the mom screwed someone else of a different religion who was not an american citizen
-heres a good one: there is a dime in a corked bottle you have to get it out but you cant take the cork out or damage the bottle in any way how do you get it out?

A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station.The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. - there the same time ;)

Wild Foamy 02-25-2007 04:29 AM

RE: Riddles
 
heres one for ya

i am a vessel without hinges,
lock or lid
yet within my walls
a golden treasure is hid
what am i?

savage_x4.1 02-25-2007 12:02 PM

RE: Riddles
 
the awnser to my riddle is push the cork in and take the dime out


i am a vessel without hinges,
lock or lid
yet within my walls
a golden treasure is hid
what am i?

--- a can of five alive?

Wild Foamy 02-25-2007 04:24 PM

RE: Riddles
 
Good Guess, but its not

savage_x4.1 02-25-2007 05:15 PM

RE: Riddles
 
a pot of gold!!!!

stinger40 02-26-2007 11:05 AM

RE: Riddles
 


ORIGINAL: evader_st.18

a pot of gold!!!!
Yeah, I 2nd that.:D


Wild Foamy 02-26-2007 11:10 AM

RE: Riddles
 
nope

stinger40 02-26-2007 11:11 AM

RE: Riddles
 
9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

That's EASY!!!! 1,990 American Dollar bills are more than 1,989 American Dollar bills.

13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.

Because they ARE penguins?

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Neither, because the yolk of the egg is yellow.

Whoops, didn't see the answers at the bottom.[sm=red_smile.gif]:eek: My bad.

Here's one:

An electric train is moving 65 mph down its tracks headed south. If the train's going south, then which way will the smoke blow?

savage_x4.1 02-26-2007 10:15 PM

RE: Riddles
 
nowhere it will go up
:)

foodstick 02-26-2007 11:59 PM

RE: Riddles
 
Evader, are you a tolkien fan? or are you just egging us on?

savage_x4.1 02-27-2007 12:27 AM

RE: Riddles
 
what is a tolkien
and im not trying to egg anyone on lol:D

stinger40 02-27-2007 01:11 PM

RE: Riddles
 

ORIGINAL: evader_st.18

nowhere it will go up
:)
Wrong. The smoke won't go anywhere. It's an electric train.

stinger40 02-27-2007 01:14 PM

RE: Riddles
 

ORIGINAL: evader_st.18
-heres a good one: there is a dime in a corked bottle you have to get it out but you cant take the cork out or damage the bottle in any way how do you get it out?
Wow, that is a good one. I say open the trap door under the bottle.:D


ORIGINAL: Wild Foamy

heres one for ya

i am a vessel without hinges,
lock or lid
yet within my walls
a golden treasure is hid
what am i?
I say a bottle of beer! :D[8D]

savage_x4.1 02-27-2007 01:26 PM

RE: Riddles
 
oh duh electric. its funny how people do not pay attention to words in a riddle
heres another riddle-

savage_x4.1 02-27-2007 01:27 PM

RE: Riddles
 
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth

stinger40 02-27-2007 03:05 PM

RE: Riddles
 
First.

Isn't it odd and "one"? :D

savage_x4.1 02-27-2007 03:09 PM

RE: Riddles
 
the awnser is: forth its spelled wrong :)

its spelled fourth

stinger40 02-27-2007 08:33 PM

RE: Riddles
 

ORIGINAL: evader_st.18

the awnser is: forth its spelled wrong :)

its spelled fourth

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I can't believe I missed that! :D Nice job!

LANNYBOB 02-27-2007 09:00 PM

RE: Riddles
 
how many men and women were born last year?

LANNYBOB 02-27-2007 09:10 PM

RE: Riddles
 
what goes up but never comes down?

LANNYBOB 02-27-2007 09:12 PM

RE: Riddles
 
what goes up and down but never moves?

LANNYBOB 02-27-2007 11:00 PM

RE: Riddles
 
none were born only babies


your age



the temperature

savage_x4.1 02-28-2007 03:04 PM

RE: Riddles
 
good ones


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