My next life
 

MY NEXT LIFE

By George Carlin



I want to live my next life backwards:



You start out dead and get that out of the way.



Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.



Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.



Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.



Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.



You work 40 years until you're too young to work.



You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.



Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.



Then you become a baby, and then...



You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in



luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...




You finish off as an orgasm.




I rest my case.

RE: My next life
 

where's the line to sign up, i want in:D

RE: My next life
 

me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: My next life
 

I just want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.

RE: My next life
 

:D:D LOL

Andrew

RE: My next life
 

That deal would be even sweeter for some guys that I know, they would start the sequense of events by "getting the heck out of hell" !

RE: My next life
 

in the case of some it would had to be leaving 20 virgins first!

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Ahh, but then the getting ready for high school part...