GUYS!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DICKER ON PRICE!! When you see a product like this, take advantage of the offer. If you wait, your flying buddies will already have it next weekend at the field, and you'll still be waiting!

That being said, I'll pay 1.3 Milllion, shipping included.
(Cdn funds of course )

Bob aka Nuker

Is there a warranty for this product? Because I bought some, and the wind it blew away because it's weightless. Can I get another few grams? And how do you measure something weightless by weight, huh??

I took some NegativeMass to my field. Right away, this guy with a funny hat starts to hassle me about safety. Apparently there is some AMA rule that you need an extra 25' between the runway and the pits if you're using NegativeMass. "It'll never fly anyway," he said. When I showed him that it did work, he started ranting about, "That's what's wrong with the world today, everybody is out for instant gratification. When I started, the only way to lighten a plane was with a nail file..." Now they're taking it up at the next club meeting to try to ban it. Consider this before you send your check!

Chicken... What else?


:stupid: :stupid:

If I put this on my plane will it help my landings ? :stupid:

Hey Inorris,

I heard that you can make your P-40 hover on this stuff. By the way, is there a quanity discount on a pound of this stuff?

gfinan, that would be an anti-quantity discount on a negative pound.

I think I read a review in the "How-to-sell-nothing-and-get-rich-weekly-digest" that it can only be shipped in small amounts due to the risk that the UPS trucks would float away. (Actually not a bad idea, based on the condition of the packaged plane I just received.)

I'd imagine you could probably hover a cinder block with a Cox .049 if you smear it all over the block.

I am waiting on my negative mass order until i see better results for now I will stick with upsidaiseium its been around for years and worked fine for me. no if i got a free sample before i break into my spare change jar i would test it then determine because if it is as good as advertised I could do away with flight metal and just use some actual polished aluminum skin.

Joe

Alright I'm sold. Please send me 1 negative kilogram of NegativeMass TM. Please tell me where to send my check in the amount of $1,400,000,000.00. Of course the check will be drawn on my checking account with the negative balance.

Also, one last question, what will happen if I put NegativeMass.TM
on my female companion? Will she float away forever, or will she reappear at some time in the future? How much would need to be applied?

I think you just hit on something ANOTHER market for Negative mass and thats for older women that are sagging. Just rub a little negative mass on them babies and see the sag disappear

hahahaha

Joe

Upon receiving my sample packet of negative mass in the mail
(those little squeeze packets are neat),
I was trying various experiments. Little did I realize, I had gotten some on my fingers.
A short while after going to the john, a strange feeling overcame me. It is amazing how skin can stretch when it is lighter than air.

My Wife would like to know if this product can be purchased in a 55 gal. drum.

Respectfully yours
Peter Goesinya

I gotta tell you guys, including myself.

We are rapidly falling into the "get a life" category

Of course I wouldn't want to make "light " of this negative mass stuff

i kill me

Bob aka Nuker

Bob

I will have a life if this stuff works on my female companion like I'm hoping it will and gets her to float away!!!

You mean theres a life other than RC Airplanes and Negative Mass(tm)

man i need to get out more

Joe

Greg,

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that she probably doesn't read this site

Here at LoboLabs, we have thoroughly tested NegativeMass, and have concluded that it causes cancer to form in our laboratory test airplanes. These airplanes were euthanized immediately after the tests revealed this horrible disease.

Therefore, we will be forming a class action lawsuit against the makers of NegativeMass.

Nuker

I hope she doesn't read this site or I'm the one who is going to need the NegativeMass (TM) to float the hell outta here!!
Greg..........Maybe I should double my order just in case.

Yeah,

Mrs. Nuker read here once. I now no longer enter Mrs Nuker jokes (too hard to type with one hand anyway )

Bob

Nuker

Now you have me looking over my shoulder.

Greg