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TerrellFlyer 11-01-2002 03:44 PM

seagulls making a mess
 
Call the local game and fish,they should have a solution.

shindin 11-01-2002 04:45 PM

seagulls making a mess
 
sorry visioneer one, i have to disagree with you on this.....

Concur with the shotgun method. Minimal cleanup and satisfying to boot. The Alka-Seltzer method is just plain cruel and should be reserved for rodents. Or bank managers

i have to assume you just don't have a lot of experience in this area, 'cause it's common knowledge that the Alka-Seltzer method works well on lawyers too! :D :D :D

lenny "shindin" sarbin

visioneer_one 11-01-2002 05:01 PM

seagulls making a mess
 
au contraire. I'm the IT manager for the VI Dept. of Justice, based in the Attorney General's office. This place is absolutely filthy with lawyers... you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one.

Hell, they're so pervasive that I had to club three of the *******s just to get to my office this morning! :D

(SM - all in fun! No more nasty notes. Ca Va? bon.)

P-51B 11-01-2002 05:17 PM

Re: Uh-oh.
 

Originally posted by visioneer_one

Guess that mekes me a fugitive.

I hit one with my Audi driving back to Ogden from Wendover. While cruising at 110 MPH. Foom! Pass. side headlamp cluster gone, a chunk of bumper missing, half the the grille splintered, radiator damaged. Feathers and innards everywhere.

That winged ******* caused $2700 worth of damage to my car. Thank Ghod for State farm.

Guess if you would have maintained the 75 mph speed limit your damage would only have been $1841!

Azcat59 11-03-2002 12:55 AM

seagulls making a mess
 
Out here in Arizona we have a surplus of rattlesnakes.....maybe we could send you a case or two. Why monkey around with stuffed ones when you could have the real thing?

crashnfix 11-07-2002 06:39 AM

seagulls making a mess
 
I give up!! Somebody please 'splain the " Alka-Seltzer method"

John

AKMac 11-07-2002 08:00 AM

seagulls making a mess
 
From what I've been told, when the bird swallows the Alka-Seltzer, naturally it goes to their stomach. Well since birds can't burp like we can, the gases build up inside the birds stomach and eventually they will literally explode. I don't imagine it's a very kind death (or at least I wouldn't want to die like that.)

digger.10 11-07-2002 12:25 PM

Gull muncher...
 
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How about one of these? Powered by a 400 motor and very realistic in the air--full scale, too! I have heard they don't fly so bad, either.

digger.10 11-07-2002 12:31 PM

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It's called the "Tonbi", made by Craftroom in Japan. "Tonbi" means "Black Kite" (as in the bird) in Japanese.

Bet those little oyster-droppers would give this one the benefit of the doubt... :eek:


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