let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
back in the dark ages i meet an old guy he allways said "the good old days remember well, but they didnt live to good"
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
Dont trust anything that cant be fixed with a hammer.
Slicker than hog snot.
Off like a prom dress.
Dumber than a box o rocks.
Nervous as a hooker in church.
Slicker than hog snot.
Off like a prom dress.
Dumber than a box o rocks.
Nervous as a hooker in church.
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings
TWO (2) FRENCH FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL.
WHEN somebody says something stupid...... That dog wont hunt!
dumber than dirt! all her lights must be out! when told see was pregnant She asked "Is it mine"
have a nice day everyone ahub
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"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."
"We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."
"We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."
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In regards to someone's intelligence and/or the speed at which someone was doing something, my Dad used to say "Man, he/she is slower than a herd of turtles!"
He also used a small twist of the same saying when leaving somewhere "And we're off, like a herd of Turtles!"
One time a young lady sent me a msg on a dating site, stating that she was "Looking for a Sugar daddy!" My response to her was "I'm sorry, but I am so broke, that I can't even afford to be your Sweet -N- Low!"
Craig.
He also used a small twist of the same saying when leaving somewhere "And we're off, like a herd of Turtles!"
One time a young lady sent me a msg on a dating site, stating that she was "Looking for a Sugar daddy!" My response to her was "I'm sorry, but I am so broke, that I can't even afford to be your Sweet -N- Low!"
Craig.
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Worthless than **** on a bore hog. Stomp a mud hole in you *****. Your so ugly the doctor slapped your momma. If it's to loud your to old. Just a few I remember off the top of my head
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Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
tighter than dicks hat band
meaner than a bitten sow
drunker than cotter jones
raining like a double c##ted cow pissin on a flat rock
hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat
finer than frog hair
tighter than dicks hat band
meaner than a bitten sow
drunker than cotter jones
raining like a double c##ted cow pissin on a flat rock
hornier than a 3 peckered billy goat
finer than frog hair
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"Drunk as Cooter Brown" has some history behind it. There was a an actual guy named Cooter Brown whose house straddled the Mason-Dixon line during the American civil war. Both the Union and Confederate armies considered him theirs for drafting into service, but he didn't want to go. Military rules at the time said that a potential draftee must be rejected if he was intoxicated, so to render himself unfit for service Cooter Brown stayed drunk for pretty much the entire war.