Dennis's primary school teacher, his social worker and his mummy would all like to apologise for his rants on this thread.

He is not supposed to use a computer without an adult being present and he has disabled the child lock and got on one again.

He seems to have an ambition of insulting all nations and groups and he says he has nearly got though the list with only two remote tribes in Bolivia still to insult. We are so very very sorry for this.

Suffice it to say that we are glad he not a Chilean miner otherwise he would have driven the rest of the group totally bonkers.

We have tried everything and all we can do is apologise.

He is back on the naughty step after being smacked.