ORIGINAL: Oberst
ORIGINAL: ppljr
I saw this little gem online so I can't take credit for it:
''Arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics....even if you win, you are still retar#$@ed''
Now now, we must be politically correct when it comes to the gifted.
Mary Poppins
Congresswoman (D)
Perlitikly Kirreck?
Why, hale no! We gots ta stop lettin' them Ivy-Leeg, book-reedin', byelingal libberals tell us wut ta say an wut not ta say. We gots ta take back Worshinton and git back are Guard-given raghts, cuz like it says in the Constertooshun, "Do unto others before they do unto you!" Oh yeah...and man DID walk wit Dinersores! Glenn Beck says so.
Eunice Chiggerbottoms
Congressional, Gubernatorial and VP Candidate (R)


Merry Christmas, guys.