ORIGINAL: RBardin

To my Liberal friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally

conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the

winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular

persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular

traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated

recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect

for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make

America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is

the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,

age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the

wisher.” (Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is

subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original

greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole

discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual

application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or

issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for

any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the

holiday spirit.)


To my Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!