Rex, how about if I speak to my local Priest, whom we will see in about an hour or so. We go to service at 23:00, and it will go to first light. Father Giorgi is a warrior Priest, ex spetznatz. Not uncommon here. We get along rather well. All the local women, including mine, have been cooking all day for the after service meal. And the wine will flow also. Tradition.
If I was to send you the list, it would take you a month to collate it, starting with 'raises voice at errant children and dogs', 'fails to polish shoes regularly', 'takes 3 days (gasp!) to drink a bottle of wine', and rapidly goes down hill from there....I'm talking a 1000 m shear drop cliff.