ORIGINAL: pmerritt
I think there is some fine print on the back of the AMA application that says something to the effect:

I ______________ (name) do agree that if I so much as touch a piece of balsa, CA, Monokote, or any item which resembles a propeller, I I hereby relinquish all rights and privileges to sex, affection, petting, fondling, meals, clean underwear or having the appropriate key to known residence of the current assigned spouse until death do you part!

HAPPY CONSORTIUMLESS FLYING!